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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Buster Crabbe's Flash Gordon
I personally liked Flesh Gordon
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Already saw it - no need to go a second time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm waiting for the book to come out!
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A guy goes to his father and says "Dad, Jane and I are thinking of getting married."
The Father replies "Say sorry."
"What? Why do I have to say sorry?"
"Say sorry!"
"But I did nothing wrong!"
"SAY SORRY NOW!!"
*Okay dad, I'm sorry."
"Well done," says the father, "Your training is over. Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason what so ever you are ready to get married."
veni bibi saltavi
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Convivence is the same!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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There is an other level - you have to say 'sorry' from time to time even she didn't asked you to do so...Also flowers and expensive chocolate/jewels are part of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Oh no, you should NEVER say Sorry unless there's a valid reason for it. Otherwise she'll just wonder what the hell you've been up to - and the result of that is hardly ever a positive experience...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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And NEVER bring flowers unless it is a birthday or something, otherwise she will KNOW you are up to something!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I used to buy my wife flowers and all I got was "I don't like them" or "They're the wrong colour" or "You bought me those a fortnight ago". So, for about the last 40 years, I just give her some money every week to buy her own. It cuts out a lot of earache.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason... His father said so, thus he did have a reason.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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So true! I sent the Missus down to the beach to stay at a timeshare condo I've have for over 20 years. After arriving, she was so pissed she had to call right away...the room overlooks the parking lot! My response...'I'm sorry.' She was also unhappy that her friend cancelled on her at the last minute. Again, I said 'I'm sorry.' It is supposed to rain for the next few days...you know what I said!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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My Dad told me marriage was the end of my problems. He just didn't tell which end!
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Especially helpful when she is pissed at you because of something you did in her dream last night. -True story
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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Inspired plagiarised from Griff's FSOW yesterday.
ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ (7)
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Plagiarism! Quick! To the Spam&AbuseCave™!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Holy rip-offs Sheepman!
veni bibi saltavi
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If nobody dares to answer I will give it at try:
PINBALL?
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No that's not correct. The indigo and violet are very similar colours though I see where the confusion may occur. @HobbyProggy got the answer see below.
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I saw the answer already.
And I looked about a minute on the colours to see if there is a difference. While I suspected it at first glance I did not see a difference finally (may be sourced by staring too much).
Result:
Please don't use such colours again. The old guys here like Griff and me are no longer able to see the difference.
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OK no problem, I won't use colours again. (just for the benefit of us old guys )
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RAINBOW
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Aren't the last two the same colour?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not according to the code.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Yes, according to science. Seems Newton made up the final distinction to fit in with the numerological aspects of his theology. If you need to see seven, you see seven!
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Check your eyes!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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