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You know when you get an auto generated e-mail, with an obvious script error?
Area of cover: WorldWide Excluding USA
Start date: 23 Jul 2016
Dependants: $coveredDependants.size()
Payment period: Annually
That
veni bibi saltavi
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I got an email from a sales site not too long ago where the subject literally said "[Insert: Inspiring Subject Text]" because they had obviously forgotten to fill in the text for the placeholder...
Naturally, I sent them a return mail saying "You forgot to insert the inspiring subject text!"
Summer holiday replacement staff, I would think!
It's not the only time I have received a mail with placeholders, but it's definitely the funniest!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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If I mix a ACID database and a BASE database will I get a SALT(ed) database?
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
Source
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Yes and then you can pepper it with requests
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Leave it to you to spice things up.
/ravi
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Elementary, Watson, elementary!
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CPallini wrote: Elementary, Watson, elementary!
Er ... time to revise your chemistry. All acids and alkalis are oxides or hydroxides.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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My chemistry is right
Just acids and bases are wrong!
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What's left of your chemistry can't be right.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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9082365 wrote: Er ... time to revise your chemistry. All acids and alkalis are oxides or hydroxides. Time to revise your chemistry, too, as all all acids and bases are not oxides/hydroxides.
It's not even how they're defined.
See, for example, Lewis Acids/Bases; Bronsted-Lowry Acids/Bases
And that was when things were simple;
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Aye. When I were a lad, acid was summat that came on blotting paper and base had only four strings, man...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Fair enuff. Brain fart on typing 'oxide'. The point, however, that they're all compounds, nevertheless survived, I think, maybe, perhaps, possibly?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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9082365 wrote: Brain fart on typing 'oxide' Nope, you just didn't behave like a "brain fart" without the word "brain", but instead responded how normal human beings respond, when talking to each other.
I'm getting to really hate Internet search engines. Not because they're a bad thing per se, but because too many people use them instead of their brains, and seem to believe that what they get from them is their own knowledge.
I'd have told him to "go away" in very specific terms.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So is "Occidentary, Mr Chan!" OK?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Easy one today:
Sun's made of Sulphur and sailor (4)
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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STAR
S(ulfur) + TAR (old term for sailor)
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Easy one, wasn't it? You are up tomorrow.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Star
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yep, but Duncan beat you by a few seconds.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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No worries - his post wasn't showing when I posted though
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Agent__007 wrote: WSO CCC July_007
Aha!! So that's why you were hiding yesterday.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Merely a coincidence.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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›—¬‡~—‰ (7)
Here the spaced version to not kill your eyes
› — ¬ ‡ ~ — ‰ (7)
Hints:
1) Probably liked by metalheads;
2) Partly a myth, more or less;
3) In literature, tough and precious.
Apologies to all: I said MONITOR 1B 2W while it has 3W... I forgot to count the "R".
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
modified 7-Jul-16 7:38am.
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symbols
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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0B 2W
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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