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What she neglects to mention is that 14,999,997 of them are Minecraft characters.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm pretty sure that what they're counting is the number of people on linked in they pay to send job ads to.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Wait... 15 million...
That means she has accumulated 15 million clients who she has completely failed to find employment for.
Is she trying to convince you that she's a complete failure and utterly incompetent? Because I'm convinced
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Head hunters are like used car salesperson's and politicians...full of sh*t.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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God only knows how they manage to remain full of it, given the amount that spews out of their mouths.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It is an amazing feat.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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She's a liar, liar panties on fire!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Having a bumper crop year, it appears.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Sorry for the late arrival, bloomin' work getting in the way of the important stuff. Anyway here it is, good luck!
"Cut short, like a boxers wagger." (9)
Andy B
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BOBTAILED?
OK, boxers "bob", but I'm not sure...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sorry no, but you're nearly there.
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CURTAILED (basically piggy-backing on OG's answer)
Additional:
Boxer dog could be a CUR
By convention, breeders chop their tail off
Chopping the tail off something makes it TAILED
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That looks a lot more like it!
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Well done! I was thinking more of the 'wagger' being the tail for "curtail" and then the "like a" bit giving the ending -ed, but your solution works for me too!
You're up tomorrow
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If I search on label:unread I can get all my unread e-mails [a little over 10,000]
Now if I want anything before 01 January what can I do? Then I can delete all that match rather than 100 at a time.
[edit - is it me or has markdown gone all scouse on us?]
[edit II - found the link[^ and I need is:unread before:2016/01/01 , now deleting]
veni bibi saltavi
modified 8-Sep-16 5:03am.
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I'm pretty sure you can't email vodoun: it's difficult to get the pins to stick in the electronic model.
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I am down to under 2,000 unread emails. I just know one of them will be important so I'm deleting them by sender. As an example farceburk has nearly 400 unread!
veni bibi saltavi
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This is one reason why I use Live Mail - you can set up rules such as "Anything from FarceBook" -> bin.
I set one up for He Who Must Not Be Named a year or two ago, and haven't been annoyed by him since!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I really should, but I cannot, right now, be rrrred. It is funny how the unread profile is basically a few hundred each month and then 1,000+ every August. How bizarre.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: the unread profile is basically a few hundred each month and then 1,000+ every August.
Birthday? Sommer offers?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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His holidays in a gin fuelled stupor?
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My month in Fured.
veni bibi saltavi
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That's when the kids are on Summer holiday, so they have more time to dedicate to trying to become the next Internet millionaire.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The intrepid leader of Apple opened an entirely new chapter in the history of corporate product announcements today, when he revealed Apple's bold new humanitarian program "Apple Cares." As T. Cook said:
"We made a pile ... so much we don't even know how to spend it in Europe where we play whack-a-mole with the US/IRS while hiding our profits.
In these troubled times, it behooves us to lead the way ... as we always have ... with making Apple a symbol of both aspiration, excellence, and responsible corporate citizenship that does not turn its back on the fact people around the world are suffering ... suffering from war; enduring the hardships of forced migration; living in societies where basic freedoms of speech and political expression are oppressed; facing abuse and discrimination because of age, race, gender, or religion.
So, Apple takes pride in introducing these special iPhone7 offers:
1. Anyone with an exploded/exploding Samsung Note7 can receive US $100 off the iPhone7 if they submit proof of purchase of the Samsung Note7, proof that said Samsung Note7 exploded, or, is exploding. [1]
2. All employees of FoxConn in China may now purchase one iPhone7 for only five years of full-time salary, rather than seven years. [2]
3. Members of "Black Lives Matter" can receive a special US $25 discount on the purchase price of their iPhone7 (black models only). [3]
4. Single disabled lesbian mothers of autistic children on welfare can receive a discount on the iPhone7 equal to their monthly food-stamp allowance. [4]" There was a standing ovation at this point, but, after the crowd settled down, Cook went on to say:
"What you just heard is just the start of this brave new chapter for Apple; I know some of you are probably thinking ... right now ... 'What would Steve think about this ?' I think Steve would call this 'insanely great,' the highest compliment he ever gave anyone, ever. And, I think Steve would really like the fact we intend to finance this program through a percentage of 'Apple Care' revenues, which, as we speak, are having their rates adjusted for inflation in a very reasonable way.
Yes, you'll be able to say, when you purchase Apple Care, that you are making the world a better place !" At this point it was time for a break; time for gluten-free cranberry muffins and lattes, herb-teas, arugula and vichyssoise, etc. But, I managed to get hold of a print-out for the press that clarified what those foot-notes to the four points on the slides were:
[1] This offer valid only for the original purchaser of the Samsung Note7; in the event of their death, or inability to appear in person at an Apple Store, this benefit does not accrue to legatees, relatives, etc. This offer is invalid if the said Samsung Note7 actually explodes inside an Apple Store.
[2] Only FoxConn employees currently employed, and continuously employed for five years, who have never taken vacation leave, or sick leave for more than one day.
[3] This benefit available only to those BLM members with an arrest record for civil disobedience, and/or,, rioting, who sign an affidavit attesting they will not demonstrate at any Apple Store, or Apple Corporate office.
[4] Written proof (medical, legal) of status of gender, disability, marital status, status of child's autism, etc., may be required at the sole discretion of Apple.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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