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Marc Clifton wrote:
So I learned another way to get out of jury duty.
That's very easy.. Goes like this..
"Judge: Mr. Marois, do you think you can be impartial in this case?"
"Me: I dunno your honor, he looks guilty to me:
"Judge: Mr. Marois, you're dismissed"
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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better watch out, if the judge thinks you're being a smartass to weasel out, instead of dismissal he can hold you in contempt instead.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Just bring a copy of "Mein Kampf" to "read" while waiting.
No words necessary.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I despise jury duty.
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Geography puns are below even my standards. There's Norway I'd go Oslo as that.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Why are you Russian these out?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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This one was Sweden sour.
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I was going to add to this thread, but was afraid Iceland-er someone.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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If you think Germany puns are funny Denmark my words: they actually are, Kenya believe it?
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Irish I hadn't read that.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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OK, I guess we're Finnish.
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Uganda be kidding me!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think we'll have to Greece his palm to get him to stop.
/ravi
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or throw a Grenada at him.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That should Prussia him to stop.
/ravi
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Only Timor will tell.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, we'll have to Czech up on him.
/ravi
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Not sure how we're Ghana make that happen.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You might be at the end of Eu rope
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Jordan right Youkon - it's good for the Seoul
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France-y the idea of y'all China make funny puns hopin' for Guinea pigs to not go Hungary on laughs.
As for me, Oman, Iran away as quick as I could from this to not read Somoa; no Syria, I'm not gonna be a Turkey, as it's time Togo!
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Hungry for points are we?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I managed to bonk myself on the head by a falling ladder (you know how it is unlucky to walk under them...)
Now I've got two staples in my head, barely concealed by hair
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Quote: (you know how it is unlucky to walk under them...) folk law that is routed in sense!
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I hate it when people tie staple-guns to ladders!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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