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And liberal use of The Wally Reflector[^]
"I hear your description, but a quick sketch from you might help me to better visualize your concept to your satisfaction."
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Oi I want to know what was amusing/wrong with Wally's response. I use that all the time.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Indeed, the Wally Reflector is the only way to remain sane.
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Actually, I was told a long time ago (and far away) to never call myself an expert:
An 'ex' is a 'has-been', and a 'spurt' is a drip under pressure.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house. - Lazarus Long
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It is not important what you do, it is important how you sell it. An expert does not work 40 hours a week, he works 10 hours a week and convince the management that the work he had done could not be done in less than 40 hours a week.
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Is a tooth suspended in a litre of water a molar solution?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That pun is al dente.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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let me chew on that for a bit
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I'm enameled by that thought.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think that's the root of the problem.
/ravi
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Note: Suspend != Solution
Thus, I don't know how to react to that, but it speaks volumes about the desperation of punsters.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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What precipitated such an incisive thought?
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Just something I got my teeth into.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Just something I got my teeth into. The tumbler on your bedside table?
(Ducks)
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I'm still curious about this one,
(apart from the ghosts) is that really a telescope as they claim, or is Goddard building a transformer?
APOD: 2017 March 18[^]
vs this [^]
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I'm sure we (US citizens) are paying top $ for that uncrackable (or should that be 'on crack-able'?) feature!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Didn't we get a question on hacking photographs of smartcards in QA?
If not, wait for it, it'll be along soon!
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:laughs:
I see an opening for OpenCV here. Hmmm, or perhaps that's aNewCV - depending on the attitude of management and HR.
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Security is an illusion, so why not perpetuate the illusion of security.
Along these same lines, I think I'm going to carry a picture of a German Shepherd in my wallet to scare away pick pockets.
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littleGreenDude wrote: I'm going to carry a picture of a German Shepherd in my wallet to scare away pick pockets
It would work on me... [^]
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Photo of Beiber & Dion would be far more effective,
... when they fall down foaming at the mouth you can get your wallet back.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Probably against the Geneva Convention, that one.
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