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I found this one[^] today. Great idea 
And since I have the lounge all for myself, I can plunder the refrigerator, put my feet on the table and have a burp... I mean beer.
Edit: Just give me time to find more cat pictures![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 14-Jun-17 8:13am.
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At least mine's relevant: I caught a mouse[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Last weekend I found the portrait a photographer made of our old cat. The old lion looks like the embodied innocence on that picture.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: plunder the refrigerator, put my feet on the table
Your coat has already been deposited on the street. Please follow it. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The bouncer, I presume...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I certainly wouldn't want my kid sister behaving like that!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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When nobody was around to see it, has it really happened?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you insist on posting more cat pictures I will report you for abuse.
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Why must you insist on that so doggedly?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We need a Catarsis on this site.
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I would think about it if you were a Great Dane. As it is, why not use the healing effect of purring?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nine popes arranged to see Far Eastern people (9)
Nice easy one for you - and if someone other than PeejayAdams could get it so we have one tomorrow that would be nice... 
@User-10476399
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Nipponese ?
(Anagram of Nine popes, and - presumably - what the Japanese would refer to themselves as or something?)
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Is the correct answer - which means that PeejayAdams isn't up to not do it tomorrow, because you are! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Puffed rice[^] with a little chocolate is the answer?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sorry folks, I've been laid up with a slipped disk for the last few weeks. The normal unsolvable clue service will be resumed in the near future.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Ouch! That's nasty, that is. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
You sorted now, or got a chiropractor / operation coming?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Definitely not something to be recommended - a classic case of incredible pain down all the diodes on the left side of the body.
Lot's of anti-inflamatories and some bruising sessions with the osteopath seem to be doing the trick but it's a frustratingly slow process.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 14-Jun-17 9:53am.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: At least it is more sane than most other
On what do you base that statement? Having used sh, csh, ksh (my personal favourite), and bash, I would be interested in knowing what you think is 'insane' about them.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: On what do you base that statement? Having used sh, csh, ksh (my personal favourite), and bash, I would be interested in knowing what you think is 'insane' about them.
Agreed.. 
If you don't understand a piece of software it's not really the software's fault. Buy a book.. 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: If you don't understand a piece of software it's not really the software's fault. Buy a book Post a question on CodeProject.
FTFY. 
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What was the original topic?
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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A link to Xonsh, some new Unix like shell which OP thought was better than any of the existing ones. He seems to have changed his mind.
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