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Tell him, I'm your line manager
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I wonder if his subscription to CodeProject is fully paid up to date?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If it isn't, perhaps @chris-maunder should charge him an Unsubscription Fee ((c) HumourNet, sadly defunct).
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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But the story can be found here[^]
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Hire him to take care of Q&A. Freely quoting some general, the best weapon against a fool is a fool.
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Thanks! It did put a smile on my face this Sunday morning - even before I had my first coffee!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Isn't it delightful to know, that in the age of fancy technology, some of the good old fashioned traditions like taking pleasure in other people's misery are still around? Ah, good times.
Jeremy Falcon
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Schadenfreude is a dish best served when the victim does not know that he's making an ass of himself.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: some of the good old fashioned traditions like taking pleasure in other people's misery idiocy are still around? FTFY
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Oh come on! His "misery" is self-inflicted and admit it: The thread is humorous!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 10-Jul-17 15:23pm.
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Oh, I totally agree. Tonality being hard to tell online and all, but suffice to say I was entertained.
Jeremy Falcon
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Smash Richard, smash Kornfeld, smash OG, smash everybody!
He's the kind of guy that shows up at his first day of work and fires his manager
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Oh boy, that thread is pure gold.
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Thank you for the amusing heads up on that thread, normally I avoid S&B.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The guy may be a bit wound up but he has made a few valid points about the behaviour of some high ranking individuals. The use of the term "low-life"is unwarranted and should be retracted. The feeding frenzy ain't pretty.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
modified 9-Jul-17 22:46pm.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Mmm... I like the fresh aroma of a lowlife being roasted on a Monday morning.
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Ask one of our Indian colleagues to give him a call
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It took me eight days, but now it's time to start a countown. If I read the arcane writings correctly, I need only five more points and then I will not be publically branded as potential spammer anymore and the moderators don't have to stand by day and night to read my posts anymore.
FIVE!
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I just approved and upvoted. Time to take that theory out for a spin.
This space for rent
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Thanks! Now let's see what happens...
Edit: Nothing! Nothing at all! Moderators, you are rid of me!
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I considered marking all of his messages in this thread a spam, if for no other reason than to see what would happen. I just don't have the energy to be funny today.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I do not think it is related to your points anyhow...
It is an autonomous spam detector, that probably took offended by your link... It need to learn such links, and it takes time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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