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I think that depends on who you are talking to: if it's Nigel Farage the proportions are the other way round!
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If you're indigenous to Britain you call yourself English, Scotish or Welsh, never British.
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Nish Nishant wrote: Isn't being British like being colored?
Only on holiday, on the beach. The rest of the time we are as pale as dried cod.
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What's that supposed to mean: only "4/7"?
That is more than 1/2. 1/14th more to be exact.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I never work in 14ths, they bring on my hay fever.
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Have you met her twin sister Boom?
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Ian is half at least 3/8 3/7 Italian.
(working on successive approximations...)
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Is he also a Little Endian?
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His girlfriend is the Big Endian.
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Went there, it is a sh*t hole.
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I might just plop by...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Don't buy it, it is a waste of time. Got half a one yesterday and roasted it. It was dull, and has bugger all meat on it.
Get lamb, much better.
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So did the goat get your goat?
(I'll get my coat...)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It's good curried - sort of like strong mutton. The bones help with flavour in "wet" dishes.
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This one wasnt. That's for sure!
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Are you sure it was a goat? Perhaps a stgoat or a weasel, I have no idea how to tell difference though.
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When I say there wasnt much meat on it, it wasnt THAT tiny.
Plus it had a little pic on the packet with a little goat dancing happily in alpine pastures.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Plus it had a little pic on the packet with a little goat dancing happily in alpine pastures.
Well yeah - but baby food generally has a happy baby on it, and it contains hardly any real child.
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That is true, at least this one had a kid in it.
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KennethKennedy wrote: Perhaps a stgoat or a weasel, I have no idea how to tell difference though.
One is weasily recognisable and the other is stoatally different.
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Boom boom!
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