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Ta Buckets!
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Is the proposed badger cull in order to protect the Frisian dairy herd a black and white issue?
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I think it's a load of bull.
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Yeah - we have to hope for bovine intervention.
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You only ever get that calf the time.
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Yeah - it's udderly ridiculous.
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Rather than hide from this quip, they milked this for all it's worth (and obviously more). An now, with an obviously low comment, I'll just mooooove on.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I don't know - I think that deserves a pat on the back.
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Chance left in work agreement (11)
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modified 20-Feb-18 5:00am.
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Chance
left in PORT
work OP
agreement UNITY
OPPORTUNITY
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Faster than a speeding bullet!
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I can leap small dolls-houses at a single bound as well!
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Now you're just showing off!
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Yeah, I know. Most of the time I catch my foot on the chimney and end up in a massive faceplant.
So undignified when one is wearing ones underwear on the outside.
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Especially when said underwear is in need of a wash!
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Well, THAT looks interesting...
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He did a little snow-plough in the middle there - I saw it! I can do a snow-;plough....
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When it is narrow a snow plough is the only way to slow down
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There's always the bum-brake...
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Worst thing you can do. Those 6ft metal edges on your skis are the only things that can stop you. They are the only security you have.
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..and I thought I was the one who was such fun at parties...
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Just thought I would take you seriously for a moment.
I hired some Rossignol GS race skis last year, they were quite staggering at ripping long carved turns. So precise on the edge, millimetre steering.
The snow got pretty slushy mid week and they were unusable at low speed in that gloop, so switched to some Head Shapes. Nice too, but not as good at speed as the SG skis.
Best ski I ever used was a Head Prestige, second time I went last year. They were extraordinary carvers at all speeds. You could actually feel the inside of your boot dragging in the snow such was the angle you could bank them to, with your bum a foot off the snow. Definitely want to get some again this year!
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I haven't been skiing in over 40 years.... in my day we had little more than planks of wood strapped to our boots. I loved it though - probably my favourite sport. I was living in Rome at the time, and the school used to charter a bus every (winter) weekend to take us up into the hills - used to get at up 5am for it... happy days.
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