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I don't like Star Trek. I've watched maybe 1 of the movies.
Dinosaurs never lived here. They are an alien prank on us. Don't fall for it.
But a prank that gives us the last laugh, since we believe that prank led to us having oil.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I'm laughing already. You think your car runs on refined liquified dinosaurs?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And dish soap.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I have used some fuels[^] that are not made from dino oil. What did they use here?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You drive a rocket to work? Dang!
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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That was my first job[^] after finishing school.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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A cool way to die would be to ride a nuclear bomb being dropped.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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No. If our radar was jammed[^], one of us would have to saddle up and manually ride the Nike Hercules.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Already been done...
Ground Control to Major Kong...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Chickens are blood-thirsty vicious creatures and we should be thankful they don't have teeth, the beaks are bad enough!
They are like sharks when they see blood. Mice are a tasty treat for them and they aren't above cannibalizing other chickens wounded in the feeding frenzy. Perhaps they aren't as far removed from raptors as we'd like to think.
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Was that in the Insider last week?
I never heard of the expression until last week when I read it somewhere.
Or maybe it was Netflix?
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The poll.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Unmotivated Staff - Dilbert
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Exploration of a project following promotion?
(9)
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I see what you did there! Like it.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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9 letters, must be TESTICLES.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's good to see you are branching out!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OK, I'll throw myself under the bus, since no-one else wants to answer...
Exploration of
a project VENTURE
following promotion AD
ADVENTURE
(And not SCROTUM or TESTICLES, Micheal! )
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It is the correct answer - drag yourself back out from under the bus for tomorrow
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Nobody else seemed interested, so I thought I'd save you from tomorrows ...
And no, Micheal - it won't be SCROTUM or any other words for male genitalia.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Spelling dear boy spelling daer boy
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I know some guys, where this could apply
on a second note...
I don't think I am good, I am good
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Indeed.
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Can you believe I used to have an inferiority complex?
Yes - I actually thought there were people as good as me!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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