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Well, have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time physically?
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You isn't you when you are hungry
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Have you been to Luton to verify such facts? you brave brave man
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Moi, little old me, brave... no, medals for others I will bravely cheer them on , As for Luton, I believe the old saying 'Here Be Monsters' covers that.
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Luton's fine as long as you take a few cans of Special Brew for the natives (well, crates really)!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Special Brew!! They are some pampered Natives! Down here you can get away with Fosters, Black Label if you want your tires still drivable...
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In Luton you get to marry their daughters for Fosters.
For Special Brew you don't get to marry the daughter...
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Ahh in Bristol the answer is 'Harry De? Woz you on m8', or in the Queens English 'Marry Me?, may ask what is that my friend'...
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In Luton it's a bit like an arranged marriage:
1) They want her out of the house ASAP - she is costing 'em a fortune in shell suits and the child support runs out at 16.
2) If you don't marry 'em, you get arranged...
Take the Tramps Brew Of Choice - you know it makes sense.
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Well if he is my alter-ego then I wish he'd help with the bl**dy CCC once in a while!
Anyway, we have been in "the same place at the same time physically" (I'm not afraid of Luton!) but it was rather uncomfortable so I asked him to move his Dalek outfit off my foot ... ASAP
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Ummm OKAY
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Is the for Me+DD being one person or just a comment on Luton?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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It was a case a case of one emoticon does both.
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glennPattonWork wrote: It was a case a case of one emoticon does both
Cheapskate!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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That just sounds like such a bad idea.., while being cool!
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I see the next redneck sport coming out of this.
"Hay Cletus! Let's order up some o dem ladies 'undies an' shoot dem Amerzons outta da sky when dey comes!"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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...so Amazon arm their delivery vehicles in response...and SkyNet is born...
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Underneath, it's a hyper-alloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled. Fully armored; very tough. But outside... it's a harmless delivery vehicle - grown for the cyborgs.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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And every script kiddie with a remote is going to try and hack these. Between them and the redneck I'd be surprised if the idea flies!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Of course, they'll be totally unhackable, and will never fall from the sky.
It's just marketing bollocks, to get their name in the news.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Too late:
A British company has demonstrated a prototype device capable of stopping cars and other vehicles using a blast of electromagnetic waves.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this building."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."
The man below replies, "You must work in management."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*
"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
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I got to "hot" and knew the punchline, Leslie would be proud.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Leslie would be proud.
Well he would be if he wasn't dead!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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