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That's good stuff.
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Yes - I prefer yours to the one I posted originally.
After all, who would want one's c**k hacked.
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Ah.... the censor engine does not allow the male variation of hen?
modified 29-Jan-15 22:49pm.
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If it wasn't for the fact that Obama didn't take office until well after the word was first used...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Great idea! Closest I can get on CP is this though:
Maybe that's for the best. I realize we're (almost) all men in here.
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Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Does it have any ram-afications?
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It's an army life this computing thing. General Failure is the boss of Private Browsing.
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Wait until Kernel FaultCheck gets a hold of all this.
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Why he's Corporal Punishments boss, of course.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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You just haven't met the right people.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I'd only worry about that if side-effects included blowing the kernel.
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Well, General Failure is a by product of the well-known oxymoron "Military Intelligence" and a piece of army philosophy:
- To make the right decision is commendableTo make the wrong decision is regrettable
- To make no decision at all is unforgivable
Reading your hard disk may (or may not) have been one of the few times that the first bullet describes.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: To make the right decision is commendable
To make the wrong decision is regrettableTo make no decision at all is unforgivable +5
Jeremy Falcon
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Please check my answer below. Its in invisible ink. Maybe I ran out of ink. I don't know.
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He's Major F***-up's boss
::edited to protect the kid sisters::
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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He is just keeping an eye on Sir Cumference.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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I love the comment: “Who would have thought that there were such clever criminals in Ellesmere Port”
I guess, once it's posted, you need a court order to open it to see if it contains stolen items - and when it's delivered the best the police can do is "handling stolen property"
That's clever - if they put as much thinking into actual work instead of crime they could do really well...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sounds like they were doing quite well anyway!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Having worked in Ellesmere Port a few years ago, and having bought my lunch in that ASDA in many occasions, I can tell you that the usual shoplifter in that hellhole is a drug addled invertebrate that would lose in a battle of wits with a snail.
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Great idea !
But their reaction is quite poor. This a great example of how people are always fighting symptoms of problems and not root causes. Plus I do not see how the provided solution (hide the envelopes behind their desk) prevent people from using the envelopes.
Bad solution idea:
- Hide the envelopes. Needs more resources to handle people needing envelopes, hides products that are to be sold from potential customer view, and openly consider customers as potential thefts.
Better solution idea:
- Scan the items that have been posted. Maybe the thieves do not always think about removing the RFID label.
- Put RFID in the envelopes. Expensive idea, but removing the RFID would destroy the envelopes.
Best solution:
- Move the post office outside of the store. The root cause of the problem is the very possibility to outsource goods from within the store. This is a no-go.
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