|
Most of this has already been said. But
1. Agenda - and do your best to stick too it.
2. Concise - Not just the agenda but the time. If you scheduled for an hour but only need 42 minutes. STop at 42 minutes.
3. People Management - Those that yell loudest need to be stifled(a bit) and those that are shy need to be encouraged. Get something from them. You invited them to hear their opinion. Get it. and DO NOT let them be overtalked by the loud ones.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
|
|
|
|
|
Stop having them...
Steve Naidamast
Sr. Software Engineer
Black Falcon Software, Inc.
blackfalconsoftware@outlook.com
|
|
|
|
|
Fewer. It is possible to meet once a week, look at what was done the previous week, what needs to be done the next week, and assign as makes sense.
With rare exception, have team members use ad-hoc communication (e.g. Teams) to communicate directly with only who needs to be involved.
Hire or train your people to act professionally, take ownership of their projects and assignments, take initiative, use their abilities, and just get it done. Don’t hire or keep those whose best effort is to follow a recipe book and unable to use deductive reasoning.
|
|
|
|
|
I literally had a conversation this morning where we hit all four popular things programmers say:
"It works for me"
"It worked a couple days ago"
"Huh"
"The JSON is bad"
|
|
|
|
|
Ah but you missed the important ones!
"Where's the coffee?"
"I need a faster machine"
"Pizza, anybody?"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Can speak from recent experience that faster machines don't help. They just raise your expectations accordingly.
What? why is it taking 10 seconds? (this used to take 2 minutes) ARGGGGG
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
|
|
|
|
|
But you can never go the other way…
This used to take 43 seconds, now it takes 44 seconds.
why?
Why?
WHY?
|
|
|
|
|
Oh I went the other way, but it cost me a pretty penny.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
|
|
|
|
|
"It's not that critical".
"There is a simple workaround".
|
|
|
|
|
"It must be a Dotfuscator error"
|
|
|
|
|
Did you turn it off and back on again?
|
|
|
|
|
I generally hear a fair amount of cussing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
|
|
|
|
|
Why no that's not a bug that's an undocumented feature.
PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - An updated version available!
JaxCoder.com
|
|
|
|
|
Just remember, a feature is a bug with seniority.
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Son of a....."
Stupid Javascript
Stupid Microsoft.
Na.... Stupid me, I fixed it.
|
|
|
|
|
"That's easy. I'll have it done today."
Jeremy Falcon
|
|
|
|
|
"Yeah, but ... how do you do that in MVVM?"
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
|
|
|
|
|
Sounds like a PICNIC to me.
(Problem in Chair, Not in Computer)
And I say this knowing sometimes I am the one "in the chair"
|
|
|
|
|
Similar to the ID-10-T error.
|
|
|
|
|
That's a hardware problem.
Keep Calm and Carry On
|
|
|
|
|
True story: We spent months debugging a timing issue that swore up and down it was in our software. (Yes, the bug was talking to us at this point)
We finally discovered that the problem was caused by a steel roller changing diameter due to heat from an infrared paper dryer.
Software Zen: delete this;
|
|
|
|
|
"There is absolutely no way it could do that."
|
|
|
|
|
To be fair I have seen that.
The code did not now and never did what they were claiming.
They were asking for a new feature but claiming that it was a bug.
|
|
|
|
|