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Is PETA then going to provide tax consultation services to the monkey since his/her income will be taxable I 'm sure? Once it seems that have to spend money on behalf of an animal rather than on their own self-aggrandizement they will probably decide the problem is that people keep monkeys as pets, this is wrong, so murder all the monkeys - in the same way they apparently mass murder puppies, kittens and other stray domesticated animals.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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"The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire".
When I read about nonsense like this I think the book title should read:
"The History of the Decline and Fall of the West in the 21st century due to it being overrun by a bunch of loony liberals with nothing better to do because they are entitled morons".
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Well that's actually pretty much the reason for the D & F of the RE if you take Gibbon's rather bonkers theory out of the equation. Hah, Gibbon. I only just realised!
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Quote: [A]s long as mankind shall continue to bestow more liberal applause on their destroyers than on their benefactors, the thirst of military glory will ever be the vice of the most exalted characters.
Nailed it.
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The most irritating aspect of issues like this, is how much they continue to be treated as 'serious' by lawyers and the courts.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: The most irritating aspect of issues like this, is how much they continue to be treated as 'serious' by lawyers and the courts.
because... [^]
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Did the monkey ask for and receive Slater's permission before using his equipment to take the photograph.
I imagine that if the answer is 'no', to the above question, the monkey does not have much of a case in a copyright law suit.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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If PETA really things animals should have all the same legal rights and protections as humans, they should immediately turn themselves in to police for mass murder[^].
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Meanwhile animals are scared, suffering, dying and going extinct, but I see how selfies are hot and get priority...
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PETA is a self promotion agency, has nothing to do with animals in reality.
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BillWoodruff wrote: sent a letter to Ben and Jerry (the ice-cream guys) asking them to make ice-cream from human breast milk Um, how is treating a human like a cow somehow better than treating a cow like a cow?
Jeremy Falcon
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I reckon the monkey is naked and under eighteen, so I say charge them with possession of kiddy porn. Done.
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Technically, cameras all over the world should be suing. It is, after all, the camera that actually "takes the picture."
Marc
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Muse, Ick
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Me First and the Gimme a Breakin' Up is Hard to be a Saint in the City turn me loose and Settin' on the dock of the Bay City Rollermaniack-ack-ack You Oughta Know By Now's the Time Passages You and Me-oh Lonesome Me
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Sauron's handbag was taken in by Middle-Earth police as part of an ongoing investigation. It's an accessory to Mordor.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did you read it on the Ungoliant Web?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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They'll never be a able to pin it on him. He is Lord of the Dead-Ringers.
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So they're on to him... He better sleep with one eye open from now on.
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These puns are becoming a bad hobbit.
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I thought his handbag was Tolkien?
This has happened a triology of times.
They kept an eye on him during the investigation.
A barrage of flaming accusations came about.
They booked him, from what I hear, on a ring of charges.
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It is simply brilliant
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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