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OriginalGriff wrote: It's an oblate spheroid.
You _are_ a software developer of the highest kind.
This interaction exposes the full problem of how the wrong software gets written and how the few gate-keepers stand guard and explain that what the customer has asked for (a round earth indeed) does not exist in reality!!!
+10 lifepoints to you, great developer and gate-keeper of the true arts and sciences.
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Yeah, it is called "clickbait".
Processed foods are in general less healthy than fresh food. I would however not recommend on eating "fresh" pig, as that may not be so healthy.
As for processed foods go, bacon can be considered quite healthy. The *nonsense* surrounding food to gain some advertisment clicks is *not* healthy. It should be banned and forbidden.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: As for processed foods go, bacon can be considered quite healthy. The *nonsense* surrounding food to gain some advertisment clicks is *not* healthy. It should be banned and forbidden.
As with anything too much is, well... too much. Drinking too much water can be harmful. I'd rather enjoy a good few minutes eating delicious bacon than to extend my time here sitting in a wheelchair getting spoon fed by someone I don't know.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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..and the obsession with health itself is unhealthy. I'd rather be happy for half an hour in sulfuric acid, than crazy for ten years between the pine-needles.
(May sound weird due to translation)
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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All such links should come with a warning label and unvisit link. Actually that isn't such a bad idea, maybe I should try and write my own browser plugin where I can add sites and if I try to visit them It will either automatically use unvisit or promt you. This weekends project has been decided, sorry apartment no cleaning for you this week.
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Mmmmm... harmful...
Err, I mean... Mmmmm... bacon.
I think I'll have a bacon cheeseburger for lunch...
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Click-Bait article wrote:
That's according to the Daily Mail ...
Where they claim that everything gives you cancer[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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..or prevents it.
(Sometimes - for example with coffee - both)
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Simply remember Morton's Law ...
Rats, if experimented on, will develop cancer
... and Etheridge's Maxim ...
If that tree don't fall on me I'll live until I die
... and that all these studies are based on eating nothing but the test product in amounts that would challenge your local supermarket's stocking policy and you'll be fine.
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First of all, to the pigs that's a given.
Second of all, it causes brain damage which makes users fight tooth and nail to defend the ingestion of said grease-strips. Once they've eaten enough they don't know any better. Can't be retrained. There's no hope for them at all. Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ? Euthanasia ?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Obviously you need more bacon!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A couple of years old but true as the Restaurant confirmed it. Just open[^] the comments and read the second one down (AngeliqueMurphy). The woman doesn't really see what the real issue was.
modified 23-Oct-15 8:11am.
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404
Either that, or meant not to be seen outside of certain countries.
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Your link is probably missing an 'n' at the end
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bad link
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Wow, that woman is quite the specimen...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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She's a twat - simples
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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PompeyThree wrote: The woman doesn't really see what the real issue was. I doubt she was being serious.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Unfortunately she was. The Restaurant confirmed that that did actually happen.
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So, full of whine, she is complaining that the workers did not "look after" her son while she was outside smoking?
Aw, that would have been a nice discussion..
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Warning: Gratuitous Self Promotion Follows
Sometimes I just don't know about links but I want to view the content so I use my program -- documented here on CP : DragonSharq Web Browser: Safe Browsing / Source Viewing[^]
The --somewhat or possibly-- interesting thing is the content you will see on that page that isn't actually rendered in the browser.
There's a huge banner :
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Ever thought about joining us?
http://developers.theguardian.com/join-the-team.html
Why would they put that in there if browsers don't see it? Mysteries of the universe.
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Because no one but a developer looking at source would ever see it? They probably don't want the tidal wave of crap from every "web developer" who knows html that comes with a public hiring notice.
Apparently Google does the same thing if you search for the more interesting programming related items that match whatever task they are currently after.
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Are you implying that I'm a Dev-Genius?
No, don't answer that. Because I can stay in my little ignorance bubble where I'm a Dev-Genius that way.
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Yes, I'm giving a double-reply because your explanation reminds me of this old story about a telgraph operator. It's long so I broke my reply up into two replies. But I think it is interesting??
Back when the telegraph was the fastest method of long-distance communication, a young man applied for a job as a Morse Code operator. Answering an ad in the newspaper, he went to the office address that was listed. When he arrived, he entered a large, busy office filled with noise and clatter, including the sound of the telegraph in the background. A sign on the receptionist's counter instructed job applicants to fill out a form and wait until they were summoned to enter the inner office.
The young man filled out his form and sat down with the seven other applicants in the waiting area. After a few minutes, the young man stood up, crossed the room to the door of the inner office, and walked right in. Naturally the other applicants perked up, wondering what was going on. They muttered among themselves that they hadn't heard any summons yet. They assumed that the young man who went into the office made a mistake and would be disqualified.
Within a few minutes, however, the employer escorted the young man out of the office and said to the other applicants, "Gentlemen, thank you very much for coming, but the job has just been filled."
The other applicants began grumbling to each other, and one spoke up saying, "Wait a minute, I don't understand. He was the last to come in, and we never even got a chance to be interviewed. Yet he got the job. That's not fair!"
The employer said, "I'm sorry, but all the time you've been sitting here, the telegraph has been ticking out the following message in Morse Code: 'If you understand this message, then come right in. The job is yours.' None of you heard it or understood it. This young man did. The job is his."
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Just had some rellies over from Oz, I dropped them at Heathrow yesterday morning at 6.30am and they flew to Korea at 13.00pm ( 11 hrs ) then had an eleven hour wait ( airside ) for the last leg to Brisbane ( nearly ten hours ) where they then face an eight hour drive to their home.
That would kill me. The power of youth.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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