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Promise it's very easy -
Cerberus eats a mess [lit] [4,9]
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BEAR SECATEURS
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Baas Erect User?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Rescuers abate!
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No it isn't Nagy 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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or do they say "Dog's breakfast" in your vernacular?
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dog's dinner is posh, while dog's breakfast is the correct answer.
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Pork Excalibur
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Easy:
Gins Baconfood
Life is too shor
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That it takes two months to postal services to deliver a letter sized envelope from Canada to Israel...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's why they send Sean. Was he oiled or greased this year?
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Don't.
Go.
There.
The memories are too fresh. The wounds, too deep. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: The wounds, too deep
Let me measure the depth with a stick.
Oh, and: *Pre-emptive nipple tassle jiggle*
*I'll get my coat*
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I made counter-steps to protect my family - gave a P.O.Box as address, but according the state of the mind of the post-men he was both...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Now you've got the envelope, when do you get the contents? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I will let you know 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Wow! It only took 5 or 6 weeks for South Africa Post to ship some custom air filters for my pc case to the US; and that's about 2 or 3x as far by slow boat. Depending on if yours was sent the entire way by sea or was loaded into a truck somewhere along the Atlantic coast. Ground shipping in Africa's enough of a cluster that I'm sure mine went the whole way north by sea.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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There is turmoil in the world of Drunk Tennis Watchers as it was announced this morning that former world number one Maria 'Elephant' Sharapova[^] has revealed she failed a drugs test at the Australian Open. Asked for a comment our correspondent said "FAARRRKKKK!!!!!".
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It does seem odd that she would be taking a heart medication for ten years while competing at the top level of a physically demanding international sport...
But surely the "increase in endurance performance of athletes" and suchlike the Wiki page talks about had nothing to do with her medication: Meldonium - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[^]
And I am a little surprised that she didn't know, given that it's been on the WADA "monitored" drug list for nearly a year now!
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I'm more surprised her "doctor" didn't know.
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And her trainer, her PA, her ... the list goes on...
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About 5 years ago it was agreed that the "I didn't know" defence was not valid. The WADA list is nasty, everything is qualified with [...] and similar compounds to prevent the stupid state we have with 'legal highs'. Every athlete competing in any affiliated sport is liable to testing by WADA and its associated agencies and it is the athlete's responsibility to ensure that they are not taking anything that has been banned.
There are a lot of over the counter medicines that are banned; tough titties to any athlete who uses them. Any and every compound needing a prescription should be double checked.
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Yep. And her PA (who arranges the fights, visas etc. that an international player is going to need lots of) would have to know to avoid any problems with carrying her prescription medications over an international border.
I know this: Herself takes a morphine derivative every day (for her arthritis) and if we don't declare it and sort it all out well in advance then drugs dogs start to get very interested and jail sentences loom large on the horizon!
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In a couple of months I'm going to have to try to get my wife through airport security for the first time since she had a large metal bar inserted into her arm.
I think I'll go with the same distraction technique I used last time, take my belt off and then my shorts fall down as I walk through the scanners.
I think I may have told this story before, but my dad used to be reasonably senior in HM Customs & Excise. On his way back through Birmingham after a holiday one year he was given a package of cannabis by a colleague when he landed to carry through as a test for the dogs. The dogs sniffed him out, they had a good chat about what a successful test it had been, what a nice holiday he had had, then when he got home he realised he had forgotten to give them the drugs back.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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