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S Houghtelin wrote: at swapping parts until the device works
That one kills me, when asked why they chose that part to replace, you get the deer-in-headlights look along with the crickets chirping sound. If you're 'lucky' you'll get the "well it worked before....on a different problem".
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Do they really believe that the job of a developer consists purely of Cut & Paste? Isn't it[^]?
/ravi
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Writing code is hard!
Well, actually, it's all that thinking you have to do before writing the code.
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I call them Jimmy Kodes[^]. A few characteristics includes,
- They never wanted to be developers/programmers.
- They took a course about programming, by being impressed by Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page etc.
- Even if you give them code, they would come back and say, how to deploy it?
Finally, I have learnt that the solution to them is only to ignore them or at best, give them a RTFM look!
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote: ...give them a RTFM look! You're one of thoooose guys...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Those are the same people I like to send around asking managers for the pair of bladeless scisors.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: I wonder if other industries are populated with the sort of person who posts questions like:
Yes, particularly the medical industry. Copy and paste this diagnosis on the patient, it saves money, gets the patient out the door, and who cares if they die, we saved the insurance companies a bundle.
Marc
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I forgot to post one yesterday.
Starting point I hear is deep (4)
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Nope!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Main ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Nope!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Bass ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Probably BASE for starting point - but I think you have it.
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But he says I hear which gives you bass as in bass guitar
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yep! You are up Monday.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Whose go is it ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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In know the answer to that, it's a MQOTD/CCC cross over - One Night in Paris!
veni bibi saltavi
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@Agent_0077 won on 2016-08-03. Was there one yesterday?
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Sorry I forgot. Will post one shortly.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Haha - how is your new dwelling place ? Are you missing Woking ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Missing Woking like I miss a hole in the head
We're in Budapest now and leaving to go Lake Balaton in [checks watch] an hour ago...
veni bibi saltavi
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Enjoy
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Is the answer to the implicit clue in your title "Remiss"?
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Just realized that Overwatch[^] forum's text editor have....
A CodeBlock option!
Gotta post some (pseudo) C# there now!
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