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Observing the goat-larva staring all too intently at the woman's posterior, chill running down my spine*, I realized these photos lacked the true essence of the goat-yoga dialectic: where are the small round spheres (a/k/a bupkis) that are omnipresent when these herbivores are in attendance?
Then it occurred to me - we are being deluded! The image was clearly photo-shopped to ensconce outrage amongst the civilized masses. And who, one would naturally inquired, would implement so sinister a plot? Who stands most to benefit?
That species so sly and untrustworthy that they obfuscate their numbers by engineering singular and plural versions of their cultish acolytes the same: sheep.
* Eskimo Yoga - very effective
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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BillWoodruff wrote: zombie acolytes of ... who else ... Satan. Goat to hell!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Every time I make the mistake of watching CNN, or the BBC, news ... I get a preview of Hell. A pre-here-after ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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BillWoodruff wrote: tomorrow, the head-butting Ram
Indeed. My gf got quite a bruise on her knee from a ram.
Marc
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Tomorrow morning, Stalin himself will be sitting over breakfast, reading my words, memorizing your name.
Which movie?
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Love and Death II - Boris Grushenko reloaded
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The Children[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The Russian Specialist
(Where to Put in what)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Boris Not Godunov
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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From Russia with love...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Memories of Murder[^]???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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One Night with Paris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The breakfast club
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Yes, that looks interesting.
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Yup, someone around here has "FBI Van"
Marc
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My guest SSID is "It burns when IP".
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I've had shut your dog up
it worked.
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Ron Anders wrote: shut your dog up
That is so hilarious. Honestly an absolute creative leap to think of using your SSID to broadcast a message you want others to receive. Really great. This is the kind of creative genius we need everywhere.
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There are a few sites with "funny WiFi names" lists. I quite liked:
"TellMyWifiLoveHer"
"Searching..."
"It hurts when IP"
"Get your own WiFi ***head"
"(.)(.)"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My neighbours once had:
TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT
And I was inclined to seat up a router in response, with no connections:
TRESPASSERS WELCOME
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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