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Is a fireplace where wood meets it's match?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm logging that with the pun police as the delivery was a little wooden.
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It strikes me, on the lighter side, that I don't understand why we continue to lumber through these splinters of humor, instead of branching out..
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W∴ Balboos wrote: It strikes me, on the lighter side, that I don't understand why we continue to lumber through these splinters of humor, instead of branching out..
**Groan** Why did i open this message in the thread?
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Abhinav S wrote: Why did i open this message in the thread?
Because it sparked your interest?
/ravi
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He's firing on all cylinders today!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He's glowing from that compliment.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Aw shucks, you're burning me up, guys!
/ravi
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Don't downplay your significance, you are a torchbearer in these pun threads!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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As far as I can rem ember, you light the way for us!
/ravi
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Surely, you ignite better pun threads.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah, it's just smoke and mirrors on my part.
/ravi
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It's where all woods become ash.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's fir sure!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Three strikes and you're out.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Three strikes
Why? Wood was not dry enough?
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Seems ya should make this a brick & mortar business, with the rest of us sub-contracting as a chimney sweeper.
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I have not seen Grover [^] on the TV for a long time - should we be worried?
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I'm not looking forward to the day we lose David Attenborough..
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Losing Sir Richard was bad enough; losing Sir David will be tragic, although inevitable; eventually we all have to go.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: So who's likely to be next
Millions of people die every day so no way to know.
Forogar wrote: and how upset would you be about it?
Millions of people die every day - how upset do you get when any of them die?
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Forogar wrote: So who's likely to be next
Millions of people die every day so no way to know.
Captain Literal to the rescue! 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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