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So I was in the restroom, minding my own business, reading the paper when some asshat walks in, mutters, turns the light out and runs out. Fortunately, my phone has a pretty good light on it so no problem. When I find that guy... 
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Why does nobody lock the restroom toilet dunny door?
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: dunny
Wouldn't that be dungy?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Sorry thought you were trying to sleep! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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mark merrens wrote: restroom
I hope you're going to hand in your British Passport now.
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Aren't you a bit loony...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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You got a promotion too? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Perhaps the guy got tired of waiting for you to come out of the water closet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I kid you not: I did that deed to a professor I worked for, when I happened to be in the neighborhood of that university, for roughly twenty years.
He shut a light off on me whilst I was taking an exam and walked down the hall chuckling.
So, when I observed him enter the bathroom, and in a stall, I paused to allow him to be seated comfortably. I started a tradition of
"Wipe In The Dark!"
There were numerous adventures as he tried to find a safe retreat in the eight-floor structure. I usually found him.
Perhaps you were an innocent victim - but others are not.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Rather than depriving an instructor of light, I once help to add illumination to a teacher's experience in a dark room. A high school photography instructor, to be specific. Knowing that he planned to use our school darkroom after school for his personal "collection" of images, I thoughtfully replaced the red safelight bulb with a standard-size magnesium flash bulb. I'm sure it was an enlightening experience for him. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Writing articles get harder when you are not actually coding for work! Great motivation is needed with that little free time.
Jez, I need to pick up my pen and pad again (well, I think a keyboard, with CPU and monitor will do)  . Motivation needed
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If you pick up your keyboard, with CPU and monitor isn't that going to make it kinda hard to type?
I'd leave them on the desk to give me two free hands.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Finding the right motivation is definitely key.
If nothing else, how about you try contributing to an open source project? It'll give you the opportunity to try something new while at the same time contributing to something that others will benefit from. Just a thought... ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) 
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Is your pen not mightier than your sword? 
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Fantastic! Awesome!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Quote: Not only was the fuel eco-friendly, but it also smelled like bacon while driving.
Now here's a fuel I can get behind.
Motorcycle fueled by bacon grease [^]
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Doesn't the smell makes you eat to often while driving? 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Only if you have bacon with you, other wise you would need to pull off the road to get some bacon, but by then the vehicle would be long gone. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Q What do you call two crows?
A Attempted murder.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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This joke doesn't work.
There is no sense of irony to it.
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Attempted murder with the iron bar in the conservatory?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Now you're making progress.
Imagine the joke written more like this:
The exasperated husband sprinkled some bird food around his wife while she was napping in a lawn chair. When only two crows showed up he was arrested for attempted murder.
..or something like that.
Don't you think that is an improvement?
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I think I might be getting the idea.
Is it that two crows is a crowd, but three is murder?
If that's the case, then one must be company, but "one's company" doesn't make a lot of sense, unless you're talking about the war.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm going to pretend that made sense and excuse myself.
I need to go turn the light off in the restroom again.
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