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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Several days ago, I was gazing at the Universal Install Script comic by Randall Munroe, wondering if he may not have solved all the world’s problems, save for the usual famine, war, poverty, education, corruption, and so on. Because you knew someone would try it (and of course it sort of works)
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A sign of the insanity that is Linux.
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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NERC chief has final say and faces dilemma between credibility of the organisation and burden of public opinion Long may she sail
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Boaty McBoatface may not be name of new polar research vessel | Environment | The Guardian[^]
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Yeah, there is a negative chance of them going with it, but a boy can dream, can't he?
"David Attenborough" would be a great name though.
TTFN - Kent
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You're such a Dreamer[^]!
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I read that (the second time) as Bobby McFerrin. Also a good name for a ferry boat. Don't worry, be happy!
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This is all that's good about the British sense of humour.
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New evidence shows that dinosaurs were dying out 24 million years before bolide impact. It *was* the butler, after all!
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These theories are only that the meteorite was the last hit for them. But it was the "killer hit" and nobody knows, whether it was only a crisis from which they recovered.
BTW: birds are there successors - so they are a lot and well alive. Chickens have a lot similarity with T.Rex in the bones
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Quote: Chickens have a lot similarity with T.Rex in the bones And behaviour, trust me on this. I had 12 chickens and saw things...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
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"For some reason, the scientists neglected to mention "fighting with a giant ape" as one possible cause of the dinosaur population decline."
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Did you know that you can easily get your Unity 3D game into the Windows Store simply by creating it in Unity or porting an existing game to the Universal Windows Platform (UWP)?
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Looking for the next wave of breakthrough technology? From artificial intelligence to machine learning to the cloud, you may not see it – but it’s all around you. "We all want to change the world"
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Youth may be what HR wants, but nobody bangs out code like a longtime programming pro. "Old man, take a look at my life. I'm a lot like you"
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That just makes us feel better for a season. Or until that pain comes back.
MOV over Rover and let Jimmy take over.
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Quote Infoworthless: Even if these are true -- there’s evidence they aren’t -- programming geezers have valuable wisdom you can’t absorb simply by watching a TED talk on YouTube or fast-forwarding through a MOOC
Fortunately, we have the clickbait press to teach us those lessons.
I'm also wondering if they put the age cutoff in the wrong spot. I'm still closer to getting my BS than to 50 and can check at least 4 of the 5 boxes. I'm not sure if I could ID a swapthrashfest from indexing by drive noise; the behavior of the OS while the former is going on vs the latter is obvious enough that I never tried listening for a different pattern.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Could the artificial intelligence platform revolutionize the cybersecurity industry? The other 15% are its relatives, so it lets them in
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Weaknesses within mobile phone network interconnection system allows criminals or governments to remotely snoop on anyone with a phone. "Call me on the line, you can call me anytime"
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I shouldn't worry, I've been told my number is hard to remember.
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Look at the evidence. Microsoft seems certain to finally stop trying to push a Windows-based mobile OS on us and embrace the Android future. That's one way to get the #1 mobile OS
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Actually I would be a bit surprised because:
1) There is no margin in hardware
2) There is no margin in OS
The only profit is the app store side of things - and if MS go to Android they either have to accede to Google app store or compete with...which would turn the only profitable part of the mobile phone ecosystem into a race to the bottom too.
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And what will this mean for developers?
i cri evry tiem
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I'd say it probably means a lot more Xamarin will be in our lives
TTFN - Kent
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