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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?"
A secret a bit told is like a woman a bit pregnant
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Microsoft has announced that its research arm is working on what it calls Project Silica. Simply put, it's trying to create a new storage technology that will use glass plates that will store tons of data inside. Ooops. I dropped the backup.
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Article wrote: Simply put, it's trying to create a new storage technology
Please tell me when they do it
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The main thing is not to break it 
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Storing it "for thousands of years" is one thing. Being able to read it in 10 years time? I won't hold my breath. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Compass is designed to provide developers with a centralized platform that helps to promote a healthy engineering culture. When in doubt, add more TPS reports to fill in!
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Article wrote: Compass is designed to provide developers with a centralized platform that helps to promote a healthy engineering culture to not lose the north.
FTFY
to lose the north = Expression that means "to get crazy", "to lose contact with reality" in Spain
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Gartner sees these 10 tech trends driving significant disruption and opportunity for CIOs and IT leaders over the next 36 months. I'm guessing 'AI' made the list?
A few times
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Wasn't blockchain being the top for the next X years a while ago?
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Yuuuuppp. Standard Gartner levels of accuracy apply.
TTFN - Kent
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Due to industry shifts, such as the shift from on-prem to moving data infrastructure to the cloud, the way we think about the database needs to be reinvented. Someone wake up the DBA and let them know
The article isn't quite as click-baity as the headline.
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Many said the same about VB6...  
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Uh, none of those five reasons given tell me that the database is dead. All they say is that we're changing how we use the database.
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A leaked Microsoft payment guideline reveals the base pay, hiring bonus, annual stock awards, and more for new hires. "Must be funny. In the rich man's world"
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Money is important yes, but my mental health is more important for me
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Some attempted installations of KB5031356 were reportedly stuck on 30% after 24 hours That'll get them to upgrade!
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Kent Sharkey wrote: That'll get them to upgrade NOT!
FTFY
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Computer science student Luke Farritor won $40,000 from the Vesuvius Challenge. Next up: doctors' handwriting
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With wireless power from a wearable, brain stimulation could enter the home Set your mind to it
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Give it a trademark name of "The Force"...
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what could go wrong?
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Why did the work politician pop into my head? :feels scalp for signs of brain implant: 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Redmond runs ad to hire fleshbag team manager to make the magic happen I'm sorry Dave, but I can't reboot that server
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Many developers believe creating apps for Windows on Arm is difficult, but developing for Arm is easier than you think, and Microsoft is here to help! Your right to build Arms
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