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Can you imagine working at a company that is one of the leading internet-based businesses, and work for it without actual internet access? Brings new meaning to the expression, "Let me Google it for you"
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Question: "My DataTable shows no data from server using MySql
Description of Issue: "I am a newbie to non-connected internet coding. Everytime I click "Show Data" it just runs and is returning no data from our online server. I have checked my code but no error were returned, I only get a message that it is secured. How can I solve this problem?
$Connect_To_Server = do_not_use_any_ports_or_cables(No_Internet_But_Load_Data_To_DataTable);
if ($Connect_To_Server = true) {
echo "Well done, you could not connect, your application is very secure!}
How can I fix this?
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Comic Code is a monospaced adaptation of the most infamous yet most popular casual font. "Some men just want to watch the world burn."
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Some men just want to watch the world burn."
They would probably choose one similar to this one[^]
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Your data won't be saved or used to train Bing's AI model when you use Bing Chat Enterprise. Wanna buy a bridge?
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Quote: Your data won't be saved or used to train Bing's AI model when you use Bing Chat Enterprise.
Of course not... it will be saved and used for marketing / publicity and all other purposes that bring them money.
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We have a winner!
However, I hope you're sufficiently sad how well that you could interpret corp-speak? 
TTFN - Kent
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Sad about how they try to kid us like we were dumb?
Or sad about me understanding them?
And yeah, partially I find it sad that I can understand it, but I still have some hope. Since I got the SysArch role I am meeting more people that think like me in many things than I though I would. There are still not enough to be a real force, but it is a very good start.
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This innovative initiative combines the power of artificial intelligence (AI) with an end-to-end security solution. AI ate my sysadmin
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Am I the only one thinking "what could go wrong?" about that?
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The team obviously isn't, but I imagine just about everyone else is - especially the hackers that are now drooling.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: especially the hackers that are now drooling.
They are not thinking it... for them is like christmas lottery in sommer 
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Avoid it or embrace it, code quality training permeates one's entire career. Because we've all see Chaotic Evil code
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Because we've all see Chaotic Evil code
I see your chaotic evil and I rise to lazy bastard
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#12: Good code is obvious. We don't need 1-11.
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When you're creating a new password in a hurry it's tempting to choose keys that are adjacent to each other on the keyboard. Go for a jog instead?
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Every time I meet a new group of developers there are some TypeScript facts that they need to be confronted with It's still JavaScript?
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In the last 17 months (from Jan-2022 to May-2023), DevJobsScanner has analyzed more than 14M developer jobs Your semi-regular semi-random list of programming languages for your approval/disapproval/mocking
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Kent Sharkey wrote: DevJobsScanner has analyzed more than 14M developer jobs
A.k.a. asked chatGPT?
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At Microsoft Inspire, Meta and Microsoft announced support for the Llama 2 family of large language models (LLMs) on Azure and Windows. At least llamas won't bite your sister
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Kent Sharkey wrote: At least llamas won't bite your sister
I hope we don't need to wipe their asses... 
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Prompt engineering is the art of communicating with a generative AI model. In this article, we’ll cover how we approach prompt engineering at GitHub, and how you can use it to build your own LLM-based application. $p$g is enough of a prompt for me, no engineering required
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Kent Sharkey wrote: $p$g is enough of a prompt for me, no engineering required
Even simpler: $$
That makes me prompt
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Microsoft is planning an add-on charge of $30 per user per month for its Microsoft 365 Copilot. And it is adding a less-capable Bing Chat Enterprise offering for free for some M365 customers. I can think of a few computers it's not coming to at that (or any, really) price
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are they going to pay me to use it? Still wouldn't be worth it.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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