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So, clicked a link in "Latest News" and came across Johnny J's September post in the lounge The Lounge[^] and from there found this - my must-have-this-for-work mug[^] !
They already think I'm a little strange here - may as well confirm it for them 
(I don't trust them with my CP mug)
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Like it 
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A mug is not good enough. Get yourself a 3D printer and make a hat that fits the style. That will freak them out.
How about this one[^]? I personally would need one more like this[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The only strange thing about it is that your enemies had such small heads!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Ever heard of a shrinkhead?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Ever heard of a shrinkhead?
Heard of it? He's married to one! 
Sorry Griff, just joking. Please apologize to SWMBO from me
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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No chance - you take your own risks apologizing to Herself!
Or better, let's just not mention it to her and we can both keep our anatomy intact ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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OriginalGriff wrote: Or better, let's just not mention it to her and we can both keep our anatomy intact ...
Good idea - I'm very fond of it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Johnny J. wrote: Good idea - I'm very fond of it!
There's a joke in there somewhere but I'm unable to think of a KSS way of saying it.
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RJOberg wrote: I'm unable to think of a KSS way of saying it.
Thank God for that! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Apologize? What for? Is there no freedom of speech? Or at least the traditional fool's license?
Help, help! We are being oppressed!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Ah. You don't have a wife then ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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That's one of those rule in hell or serve in heaven things. No middle ground.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Weren't you talking about his small-skulled cat? 
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Wrong part of the world, and those don't include the skull - it's removed in processing as (being largely calcium) it doesn't shrink!
Shrunken head - Wikipedia[^] explains the process.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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In yet another part of the world people like my old father, Sergeant Major(retired), can teach you ways to shrink heads while the object of his attention is still alive.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In most old-style armies, recruits were (are?) much more afraid of the Sergeant-Major than of the Enemy. All the Enemy can do is kill you...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That has not changed. The Sergeant Major's word comes right after god's. It's his job to keep about 150 enlisted men and NCOs in line and ready. For that they need to be a little more format than just being yelling fools.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I've got a 6 inch stone version of that - only 2.5Kg - which I bought in Malaysia thirty odd years ago and brought back as part of my hand luggage ... Absolutely brilliant things!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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You allowed to drink mead at work? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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My boss always reminds me of foolishly having brought some to work a while ago. Now he expects me to bring him some all the time.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Shhhhh … I told them it was Lucozade!
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My work mug is emblazoned with simply;
Mug<T>
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I like it!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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