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OriginalGriff wrote: the cut down nuisance that is your soft keyboard Hey, it provides you with a couple of hundred emojis, so what is there to complain about?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Where's the emoji for "I need elephanting HOME and END keys?"
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Home is
End is
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That you escaped from the Soapbox ?
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Too funny You’re killing it...
No wait you’re killing you!
I wonder if he even knew the guy that committed his suicide?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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This is gonna lose a lot of context when you change your username back ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: This is gonna lose a lot of context when you change your username back ...
Does not the posts keep the username from whenst they were posted? I believe they do.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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They used to do that ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... but not any more. The previous message was posted by "They used to do that ..." and this named back to "OriginalGriff".
Try it - you'll see what I mean.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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just use pennies.
I write code like this too.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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No, you have to use half-pennies or there isn't a hole in the middle.
I use leather coated pennies as feet for covers: glue leather on on side, trim to size, and glue the penny to the cover. Voila! A cat hair proof lid for my laser printer that won't scratch the surface. (Cheaper and more effective than buying commercially made rubber feet, and they don't age, crack, and glue themselves to the printer.)
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I just drive a hole in the penny. winning.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I am to go in the 24th and get new hearing aids when I all I had to do was use the magnifying glass hack.
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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I do not like the title having presumptions about me. Why would I not believe it? I believed it all.
I may even try some when I'm out of washers, or when I need to pump air into one of the tyres on my bike.
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Being able to just tweak your code a little and increase performance by an order of magnitude.
I absolutely love it when that happens.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Not this then ??? [^]
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Is that a functional programming construct? something to do with monads?
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Sleep(200);
tweak...
Sleep(100);
May be improved even more before the next release.
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I'm pretty sure publishing Microsoft's proprietary code here violates a EULA at the very least.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I believe this is also known as Job Security™.
/ravi
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Oh, that's easy.
Just take out anything you'll never use.
If you don't need it, end users obviously won't, either, so you can get rid of thousands of lines of useless code -- and if a load of functions are gone, they won't need UI elements, so you end up with a modern UI.
I'm pretty sure that's how ms does it.
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