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Looks like Bart accidentally downloaded the wrong image of the president's seal and let him hold a speech in front of it.
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A two headed russian style eagle, holding golf clubs and cash instead of the usual ornaments and the new motto.

I will not lose a word about what I think of the man or why he may or may not deserve this. Instead, I'm just going to admire the way this was delivered in way that nobody noticed anything until it was too late. This is the holy grail of practical jokes and I'm sure that Skinner went ballistic over it. I hope he will not let Bart fill that chalkboard after class too many times.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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