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Such a great rube goldberg machine!
However, despite its quite straightforward approach to dropping a marble in a glass, what would be the point of doing so?! 
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Next step is an ice cube and the glass is a cocktail glass 
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nailed it! 
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Love it!
Sometimes the true reward for completing a task is not the money, but instead the satisfaction of a job well done. But it's usually the money.
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Sh*t pomfrit! That was REALLY nicely done!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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That really is very clever. Must have taken ages, but so creative. 
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I discovered that to be surrounded by beautiful young women, you just need to have lots of grand daughters!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I found that lots of money that you're willing to spend is a better way to draw in young beautiful women. Just ask Hugh Hefner...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Might be difficult considering he's dead.
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you mean getting totally shitefaced drunk doesn't work for you?
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Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I can still manage it by keeping my daughters near.
veni bibi saltavi
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enjoy it while you can...
you will be a grand parent (aka "free baby sitter") sooner than you think.
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Actually I have 20 grandchildren, but most of them live a 20 hour drive away.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Well, I only have 2 daughters, but I have 6 grand daughters.
My daughter keeps telling me: Dad, you're a bad influence on my children."
"Yep and I earned the right, by putting up with you." Someone needs to show them fun!"
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Walt Fair, Jr. wrote: Dad, you're a bad influence on my children
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is because they have a common enemy.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ya know - there's something really unsavory about that post.
Are you originally from Alabama or Louisiana or . . .
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Why would you think sometyhing is unsavory? My grand daughters come over for dinner and playing tournament style chess. We give them all the things their parents won't. All the things I wanted to give my children, but didn't. As a grandparent, it's Ok, because they go home afterward!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Walt Fair, Jr. wrote: Why would you think sometyhing is unsavory?
Are you originally from Alabama or Louisiana or . . .
[You've been around her long enough - what a silly question!]
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I'm originally from Ohio, but grew up in Texas. I lived in Louisiana for about 16 yeaers and loved it there.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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W∴ Balboos wrote: [You've been around her long enough - what a silly question!]
WellI didn't say or suggest anything strange or unsavory. I think you have a dirty mind
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Walt Fair, Jr. wrote: I think you have a dirty mind
As myself and many others here refer to it, it's called a Healthy Imagination
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I assert it's not healthy anymore when you accuse me of unsavory things with my grandchildren!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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