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This Is Funny
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Jeff Foxworthy is always great for a laugh. Good stuff.
Jeremy Falcon
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"Posted in 2007".
Yep, that sounds about right.
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As One door closes another one opens
One door closes another one opens
One door closes another one opens
One door closes another one opens
One door closes another one opens......
That was me working through my advent calendar this morning.
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Genuine LOL. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But I thought this[^] was you opening your advent calendar?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Since I have read 'The Name of the Wind' I know that you can get power over something if you know its true name. For the Skyrim fans: The hero in that book tries to conceal his identity by pretending to be an innkeeper and explaining that he used to be an adventurer, but then took an arrow in the knee. I wonder which one is the original and which one the easter egg.
Anyway, I just saw an ad at the top of the page: AdMob by Google. Ok, I know who 'the mob' is and I applaud Google's honesty, still I don't think the name is well chosen.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I used to ask this same question, just like you, but then I took an arrow in the kneee.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Did you become an inkeeper or a guard in Whiterun after that?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Nah, I have troubles finding free time to progress one toon through warcraft, but I did watch my daughter playing Skyrim sometimes.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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The scary thing is that all guards in Whiterun used to be adventurers who had to retire after taking an arrow in the knee. Is that some sort of requirement for getting the job as a guard?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Personally I like the urban myth that 'taking an arrow in the knee' is a metaphor for getting married. It neatly explains why they had to settle down and get job close to home.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Ok. Remind me not to get married in Skyrim. I don't want to play a guard.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I had to mod the game because any friggin time I want to marry Aela. She's hot and deadly - like my wife and my guns.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Such conduct would not be adequate for a noble Elf.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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You shouldn't have embarked on that last adventure 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I've thoroughly enjoyed his writing, and like his fans, am totally dismayed that Book 3, "Doors of Stone" still has no publication date. 
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I just took a look as well. We have been waiting six years now...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Google says the book came out in 2007 and Skyrim in 2011. I know which way I'm going to guess assuming it's not independent creation.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So that's settled. I read the book around the time Skyrim came along.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Thanks for pointing me to another book series.
I will point a couple of series to you from the last ones I enjoyed:
* Monster Hunter International, by Larry Correia (actually this one be very appealing to
@John-Simmons-outlaw-programmer also due to the extensive gun porn featured and the testosterone-laden writing). The spin offs written by John Ringo are also as good, even snarkier and rated M for manliness.
* The Dresden Files, by Jim Butcher. I never liked urban fantasy... until I read The Dresden Files. Noir atmospheres, intelligent magic depiction, snark, engaging storylines and superbly written characters.
* Codex Alera, by Jim Butcher. The first book is the toughest to read but it's six books of extreme character developement, magic, war and well written intrigues.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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... but Herself has managed it!
No matter what she does, the onscreen "controls" for her favourite jigsaw puzzle game are faintly visible in all apps. 
That'll be fun - the cure is apparently to put a bright white display on for "an extended period", which means she won't be able to use it ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As long as it isn't visible in all the programs you write I'll guess you'd be ok
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But Shirley, the sheep never stand still
veni bibi saltavi
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