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Did your duck get sick lately?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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From the perspective of an anorexic perhaps :P
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
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I think I will drupe in on this. In the end, they all get stoned.
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Does that mean that pear programmers are fruity?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yep! Totally bananas!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That made me quince.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Orange you glad these fruit puns exist? The shear number of them is kiwi-ng me. Dragon fruit through the bottom of the pun barrel is plum useless, but gives you apple time to think of more.
Thats what I got, Peach Out y'all.
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Reason I Hate Microsoft Of The Day: I'm tasked with building Windows 10 system images for our new hardware platform. This means using Microsoft's "Windows Assessment and Deployment Kit", which is Windows 10's collection of command line tools for building images. The command lines in question are can be 200 characters long, with option names often 30 characters or more.
That's not my reason to hate Microsoft.
I hate Microsoft today because they can't issue a simple "File not found" message. Nooooo, they issue a dozen or more messages, liberally laced with things like "Error code: 3" and random HRESULT's. I wasted a f***ing hour trying to figure out why a command wouldn't work, when the simple problem was I'd missed a character in a file name.
The Deployment bastards are working hard at taking the Device Driver group's number one slot on my list of developers-first-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Microsoft's error messages have always been a pain. I suppose the best solution is to grit my teeth and bear it.
EDIT: (Nice to have a place to vent spleen!)
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Jim_Snyder wrote: Microsoft's error messages have always been a pain.
Not exactly always - .NET handles exceptions quite nicely.
The COM error system, on the other hand, was a very bad joke made in the poorest of taste. A horrible, horrible, horrible thing! Quite possibly, the single worst error handling mechanism ever inflicted on mankind.
And it's still out their lurking in little (and sometimes not so little) corners of Windows - every time I see that dread string "HRESULT", my heart sinks because I see a trainload of grief approaching.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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That's all your (CPians) fault. I'm sure some of those QA questions were from Microsoft. If you (CPians) had helped them more with their Need Code questions, maybe Microsoft would improve.
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Are you kidding? We're not doing that again - last time we got Windows 8!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Hey man, I'm using Windows 8 (yes, it's possible) right now!
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I'm so terribly sorry. What did you to get that punishment?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Well, Stackoverflow did Vista...
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That would explain a lot...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Gary Wheeler wrote: the Device Driver group's number one slot on my list of developers-first-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes
What did we ever do to deserve that!
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Have you ever written an installer for a device driver? The WDK docs describe three different, mutually exclusive ways to do it. The correct way is the fourth one. The whole thing is an abomination before the deity-of-your-choice.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well, they are pretty simple, and installation is supported by the win32 api, or there is divx that wraps that, or just an inf. They are simple these days, NT4, now that WAS a difficult inf to write.
Compared to using the kernel API it is all a walk in the park!
modified 22-Nov-17 12:50pm.
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Our history with Windows device driver development was sufficiently traumatic that all of our current custom hardware is built as single-board embedded computers that talk to our Windows-based controller via Ethernet TCP/IP. No Windows drivers, no awkward I/O constructs, vastly fewer undocumented rules that must not be broken.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Or you can hire an expert to do it. Windows kernel work is viciously complex. IMO it takes many many years of practice before ones code is fit for use in the real world, there are so many ways of screwing it up.
However, after 20 years of it, I have probably found most of them, and now it is easy.
Of course Microsoft introduced the WDF model, a wrapper that takes all the PnP and Power handling on itself, and simplifies the IO stack. I have only briefly used it myself, but it is effective, not sure though if you can do all the down and dirty stuff you sometimes have to to fit a customers requirements.
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I think you need anger management and good reading/typing skills. Why blaming Microsoft for your typo?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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