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I wonder how common that password has become?
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My password is secure. I mean it is literally secure.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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My secret password reminder questions are so secret that I don't even have a clue what they are... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I blame DD for consuming all "buckets of ink". 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I live on an island in the bible belt in the Netherlands.
A joke I've heard a lot is that the bus that goes to this island is the bus to the past, or a time machine travelling back in time.
That joke now turns out to be pretty accurate.
I want to get rid of a dumpster (we get two dumpsters, one for vegetable- fruit- and garden waste, and one for other waste).
So I go to the website of my municipality and when I want to fill out the form I get a warning that no dumpsters will be collected in the last week of 2015.
I guess we DO live in the past after all 
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Don't you just hate it when your customers are more up to date on their machines than you are? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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The dreaded conversation.
(developer, in a superior tone) : okay, you need to use the latest version of ABC. I am on 11.7. You need to update to that.
(customer) : I am actually on 12.1. Looks like you need to update.
(developer, very meek now) : Oh! uhm yeah, you are right. ahem, I'll get back to you on this.
(customer) : chortle
Just being anecdotal here (friend of a friend etc.), this never happened to me.
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With me it was...
They: Are you using v14?
Me: No, I'm using v15.
They: We haven't certified that yet.
In reference to database drivers.
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Nish Nishant wrote: Just being anecdotal here (friend of a friend etc.), this never happened to me
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Be careful. Windows 10 is broken on my Asus UEFI-Motherboard. I dont know the exact cause, but it is nasty 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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What are the symptoms, if you don't mind my asking?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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kmoorevs wrote: where exporting his reports to pdf generated a report viewer (crystal) error. It was working one day, then the next...kaput!
So, I fire up the test rigs and let them install the latest batch of windows updates...restart
You didn't mention the error message. This is not an answer. But I think you have to check Processing Jobs Limit[^] .... which is last line of my Tip/Trick[^]
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NO PROGRAMMING QUESTIONS IN THE LOUNGE
Yes, now even me hates myself...
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Sorry, it was not intended as a question...just venting a little.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Just joking, congrats anyway!
And good luck finding the devious update... 
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I see no question in that post.
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Neither the joke icon it seems...
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That was hillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious.
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caught the exception
Crystal
Well there ya go!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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When in doubt Run Process momitor.
Possibly look at a Path Length issue (how long is the string path?) or the path itself (does it have access permission still to the path ?).
Are you using a %path% variable, or C:\User\JoUser\Documents type of output path ?
Happy hunting
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