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Nope, us Super Villains have a Cat (and a bottle of bleach) instead.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As you sow, so shall you reap.
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How many more votes before the user is marked as a spammer? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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mmm tempting (insert evil laugh here)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Tell me I'm not that drunk already!
Are you ever not that drunk? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Good question!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Binary States?
* That Drunk Already
* All Ready to Be That Drunk
cat fud heer
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And The Dalek has still not returned to us.
Is the shame of your defeat that cruel, Dave? That you will not even return to your friends?
Trust me, we won't take the Micky.
Well, not that much anyway...
Probably... 
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I've missed a bit, what happened? CCC went wrong and the police got called in?
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He abandoned us to stand for local council elections in a safe seat - and lost in dramatic style when his party nationally went on to make massive gains.
It's possible that he has been quietly disposed of by his local Conservative Party as a punishment for his failure - they don't take kindly to failures like that... 
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TBH, his seat was 'winnable' rather than 'safe'. IIRC, this was his second time, first up was to make up the numbers on the ballot paper, as he did okay he got bumped up the list to a winnable seat [that he STILL failed to get]. Now he waits for a local in a safe seat to stand down / defect to UKIP / get caught in bed with Ricky Gervais and he gets the nod to stand next time.
As I say, this is from memory, as I daren't interrupt his current rant against stupid people to ask; maybe he'll be done sometime in late 2023.
veni bibi saltavi
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So he's still facebooking about Pikies then? 
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If you must know, the latest diatribes are, in no particular order:
- stupid interweb code [his]
- stupid phone users [not him]
- stupid children [his]
- stupid dogs [his]
- stupid diets [his]
veni bibi saltavi
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So...he's just using FarceBook for the stuff he used to post here?
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Surely his party manifesto was:
Exterminate
Exterminate
EXTERMINATE
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You've read his FarceBook posts then?
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I was at a meeting and heard,
"Hi, my name is Dave, and I'm an addict."
I can't give last names, house rules.
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I've heard of meetings like that.
You go to them to get your car repaired, yes?
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31 C today.[^]
Time to get another inflatable pool... (they don't last long, do they) 
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It's bloody cold and wet in The Midlands this morning.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Don't start thinking you're getting singled out, it's rather fresh* her as well.
* description via a stupid dad at the school gate who wears bloody shorts every bloody day of the bloody year. Bloody eejit!
veni bibi saltavi
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Hah ! 37C "feels like 41C" early pre-monsoon season here ("mango rains" season it's called, although, so far this year, the rains have put in a rather poor performance).
swelteringly, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
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I live in a beach community.
As far as I (and any reasonable season) am concerned, it's summer when (approximately hourly) a trade-load of roughly 2000 females (of breeding age) arrive with the intent of removing as much of what little they're wearing as possible.
". . .I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes . . ." - Rolling Stones (Paint it Black)
"What is it that my soul doth demand I seek?
I'll turn toward right back and take another peek." - Balboos, HaGadol
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It's bloody p*****g down here in London!
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Thought for sure I posted this question five minutes ago; but I guess not.
Anyway, what is the best way to choose an insurance carrier ?
How does one compare competing companies ?
What are the questions to ask ?
The context of these questions is a newly forming startup company. The goal is a good simple basic plan that provides...
- Peace of mind for disastrous medical emergencies
- Care for severe illnesses if they develop
- Simple procedures for regular maintenance visits
As for Dental / Drug / Vision, I am also clueless, and would like to learn the questions to ask.
When the insurance carriers sell their coverages to small companies, what are they NOT telling them ?
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