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These petrol alternatives get more exotic every day!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: The only things that should be added to V8 are Vodka, Worcestershire and Tabasco.
In fact, forget the V8; just give me the rest.
Tall glass.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Message removed as being against the lounge rules.
modified 21-Apr-15 7:39am.
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Did He tell you to spam our forum? Go find a religious forum if you feel the need to spread the message - as far as I'm concerned, this is abuse.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Does he make house calls to Walhalla?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Fun fact about God.
He's not fun, or fact.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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By Thor, you are an infidel! 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm sure your religion is seriously important to you.
However, it isn't to me, and I find it offensive that you decided to shout about it without being asked.
Would you appreciate me banging on your door and shouting the Good News of the Pastafarians? Satanists? Islamists? Buddhists? Metaagnostics?
Please, find a more relevant site to spread your message.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm sure your religion lunch is seriously important to you.
However, it isn't to me, and I find it offensive that you decided to shout about it without being asked.
Just saying.
I didn't see the message; however, people post stuff all the time that other people don't care about. Whatever the message was, it sure woke some of you up. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Blatant (and very dull) sky pixie bothering.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: and very dull
Clearly not based on some of these responses. It seemed to light some fires. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Religious belief (or otherwise) is a personal thing, individual to each person. Everyone enjoys lunch 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Not if you're lunch. 
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Don't knock it until you've tried it
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Our Master, Satan, asks me to thank you for this. cheers, Bill
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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well we haven't got internal life neither does he heal the body a lot of the time, so are you saying he lied?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The God Project . Net
Searching for an Answer to the Ultimate Question
That's why we don't need religion.
We already know it's 42.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Some Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door and told me they wanted to help me find Jesus.
I told I didn't know he was lost.. and that I wasn't looking for him.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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That excuse didn't work the last time either
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Coder For Hire wrote: Some Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door and told me they wanted to help me find Jesus.
I think you misunderstood them. They were looking for the spanish Jesus, the kid down the street who had gone missing.
How callous of you. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I am always amazing by the names of religious types, you know like Jesus and Mohammed, do they have delusions of grandeur?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Mexico has some cool names. I met people named Innocent, Charity, Chastity, and a few Juans.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Which Juan?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Mr Kerr, obviously. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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