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I thought the just ate them[^]?!?!? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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he got bored of elephant (so would you after 90 of them) he has now moved on to roast Panda with Tiger sauce with a side order of Dodo
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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It's eat or be eaten. I'm waiting for a blue whale barbecue.
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Quote: I'm waiting for a blue whale barbecue sushi.
FTFY
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No, no. I actually want to see a whole blue whale being skewered and cooked and eaten.
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Probably tastes like chicken.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Probably not. They were hunted mostly for their fat and the meat should taste awful. Only a few people in the world would consider it edible.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The Japanese will happily eat whale meat sashimi (from Minke and Fin whales mostly, but since Blue whales can interbreed with Fin whales they are likely to taste the same)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_meat[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Zimbabwe is land locked, so they have no access to creatures of the sea.
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So is Switzerland, but I've eaten prawns there!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Good point, and with widespread starvation in Zim......... 
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Yes, at times you just need something other than cheese and chocolate when you are in Switzerland  .
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Ireland is surrounded by the sea but they couldn't find food during the potato famine.
cat fud heer
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Sometimes I think that there is not very much that would not be eaten somewhere in Asia. By itself, that's not a guarantee for great taste.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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with fava beans and a bottle of Chianti
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Lookit:
0. They've lost the revenue they got from selling ivory, so they need more money.
1. Conservation of elephants is much more expensive when the elephants are alive, rather than rotting away in holes with their tusks missing, so they need more money.
It's all very simple, really.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Actually you are absolutely correct! That country is in such dire straights that I can guarantee you any money will not be spent on preserving wild life.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: dire straights
Is that when you've got the jack, queen, king, and ace, and you're dealt a nine?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Country south of Zim also has some money managing problems when it comes to their government
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Duh. We in America are generating enough Global Worming to kill all the elephants, not to mention the poor volcanoes who are so pitiful and undefended around the world.
These elephants will not continue to be surviving until the last coal powered car is removed from the interstates of Amurica. It so obvious it make my teeth fuzzy.
I greedily await your righteous and plentiful upvotes which are surely soon to come.
Do not let me down in this, loser.
modified 23-Mar-15 13:26pm.
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newton.saber wrote: Global Worming
Yes, there are far too many worms up your anus. Now the Globe has a Worm too! Would you please stop crapping all over the place?
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Haha! The troll worked! I have always called it Worming and now you're pwned by your reply.
I actually meant wormed whereas you thought I meant something else. Hahaha. Sorry about your waste of chars that you didn't type, but I controlled you to type by typing what I typed before you could stop your brain from replying. Hooohaa hoohaaa
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That's what you think but the worm has invaded and eaten your brain. You are now controlled by the Global Worm.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: worm has invaded and eaten your brain
This happened long ago. I am immune to any brain problems now. 
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