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I still don't understand why a serious Windows user needs a Start Menu. I hardly recall what it even looks like, and I'm still on Win 7, i.e. I have one somewhere. If it doesn't come up when I type a few letters into the search box, I open it using explorer.
Granted, I might have saved some time using said menu instead of having to google for where the SSMS exe is located, but that truly is how long forgotten my start menu is.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Because shortcuts to everything you install are put there, along with the most convenient links to some system stuff, so (even if it's only as a last resort) you can find all those apps that people have given stoopid, non-descriptive names for.
Some people prefer the "smarter" start menu, which does preferences and all that malarkey, but the KISS basic start menu is generally more useful, because there's less "mystique" to scare users off; it's just a bunch of nested lists of stuff you can access.
The main complaint, however, is what they replaced it with. "Revert to what worked ten times better" is the request of the day.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... and the rest of you, Irish or not!
Which reminds me of this old joke:
Q: What do you have when you hold two green balls in your hand?
A: Kermit's undivided attention.
Might also work with a leprechaun. I haven't checked... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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or the jolly green giant
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'm not sure he'd be so jolly if you held his balls in your hand?!?!? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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you never know
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Happy Paddy's Day to everybody 
Gotta get a Beer somewhere... at work... damn...
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I had a Full Irish Breakfast today - eggs, bacon, black poddin, saus, 'tato bread, toms, beans, Guinness and Blackbush.
Gon, 'ave one yerself, gon - yawill, yawill, yawill!
veni bibi saltavi
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I was going to ask you what the feck is Blackbush.
I Googled it and now I know.
It has a different meaning down here.
I wish that I had have had your breakfast this morning.
All I had was a dingo's breakfast.
Happy Paddy's Day.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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grralph1 wrote: It has a different meaning down here.
So stand up - and leave the abo ladies alone... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Happy St Patrick's Day to the Irish Folks!
Here in Amsterdam [these^]letters on the Museum Square are going to color green tonight in celebration of St Patrick's Day together with 160 more buildings and structures worldwide
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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I wait until April 23rd for a celebration.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Does election day is a payed holiday everywhere?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not for me in the USA.
John
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And, it probably never will be, because then more people would vote.
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Everywhere? You mean it is in Israel? You lucky people! 
They at most give a couple of hours off for voting.
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Yes. In Israel we call it the barbecue-day. All gone to voting early morning, and then out...enjoy the day...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: All gone to voting early morning, and then out
Vote early and often
-- Mayor Daley, Chicago
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That sounds like a very good idea - I think that it should only be allowed to those who actually vote, though?
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Agent__007 wrote: Everywhere? You mean it is in Israel? You lucky people!
"Oi! Schlomo! My cousin is paying you, so you vote for me!"
Real lucky.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Er I read the title wrong, been a long night!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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