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Agent__007 wrote: The Furious Case of a Teen Singer desk clerk
FTFY
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modified 5-Nov-14 4:13am.
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I know the rules, and it's not to be meant as a political question, its just hilarious 
But if anyone shares your thoughts it should get removed 
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I'm not trying to be difficult, really I'm not.
The point is - how much does the public know about Barry's personal life? I'd estimate almost nothing - almost the entirety of what one has on which to base a personal opinion of him is of a political nature.
With that in mind, it seems that any change in opinion poll ratings can only be due to events that are political in nature. The only time I imagine a discussion of the same type as yours going anywhere in the lounge is when people ignore the elephant in the room.
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enhzflep wrote: The only time I imagine a discussion of the same type as yours going anywhere in the lounge is when people ignore the elephant in the room.
... Or if it's funny.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Little Johnny was at the mall with his mother when a man came walking toward them. Little Johnny hopped up ad down, laughed, pointed, and screamed, "Mommy! Look at that bowlegged man!"
His mother was so embarrassed. "John, your manners are atrocious! You need some culture, young man!"
For the next month Little Johnny was forced to read Shakespeare every night. When his detention was finally over, his mother again took him to the same mall.
Sure enough, the same bowlegged man came walking toward them.
Had Little Johnny learned anything from the great bard?
Yes.
This time, as the man approached, Little Johnny cried out,
"Hark!
What manner of man is this me sees,
Who wears his genitals in parentheses?"
PS. He did see the opening and closing parentheses! Hence the question about being a C programmer. 
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Vivic wrote: PS. He did see the opening and closing parentheses! Hence the question about being a C programmer. 
Go get your coat... if for no other reason than you felt the need to explain your joke!!
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The joke stands by itself.
It is just that instead of just calling it Littlt Johnny, I added the bit about C programmers because they don't spot missing parentheses all the time!![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
It merely proves that C programmers are so humor-impaired that they can't handle a small joke at their expense.
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The hole is getting bigger.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Vivic wrote: they don't spot missing parentheses
That's what we have a compiler for.
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Vivic wrote: The joke stands by itself.
Apparently not! We'll be the judge of that.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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That IS the joke.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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_Damian S_ wrote: Go get your coat...
Don't even bother, you (he) may leave right away.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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He became a rapper? 
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The joke went down the C rapper!!
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Man, that IS old!!
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I think it's been posted more recently too, but it's proving difficult.
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2002?
It's actually older than little Johnny.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Be gone foul fiend! How dare you try a new joke.
As you were, I've seen Piebald's missive. 
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There is no such thing as a new joke, there's only jokes you haven't heard before. 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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