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The MD's PA had bought some new glasswear (water jugs, glasses etc.) for the boardroom.
Having seen this expensive crystal, I strolled to her desk and said
"Nice pair of jugs!"
I have never seen anyone go so red so quickly!
These days the PC Police would probably chew my nadgers off for that!
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On a similar note, there's an organization I belong to which has several officers with gavels. As I picked up a couple to put away after a meeting I noted to those nearby: "Nice Pair of Knockers".
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: secretary who, let us say, 'reacted well' to cold air
Unfortunately, the fat guy sitting next to you probably had the same reaction. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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_Maxxx_ wrote: hire a receptionist with big... well, you get the idea
no.. I didn't ... more details please 
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She had big experience in recepting
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In addition to what the others have said, if you have been working on it for a year, it was probably started before upper management made the decision to divest the business unit. At which point they wouldn't stop it because that could alert people that the sale was in progress and potentially lower the price they might get for it - or even the stock price of the company as a whole if investors think it's a desperate move.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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virang_21 wrote: Converting existing old FoxPro based system to .NET based solution
I imagine one of the first things they will do is re-implement it in FoxPro again, because that's what some manager's highschool kid knows.
Marc
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Russia loses control of gecko sex experiment satellite[^]
The engine of the Foton-M4 satellite, with several experiments on board, has stopped responding to ground control.
All other systems are intact, the Progress space centre stated, including "one-way" transmission of information.
[...]
The Russian Space Agency, Roscosmos, said the six tonne satellite could continue to operate on its own "for a long time".
I wonder if any of these Geckos was called Major Tom[^] 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Marc Clifton wrote: said the six tonne satellite could continue to operate on its own "for a long
time".
'Long' being a relative term... compared to the life of a fruit fly.
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This[^] is probably the best cover of that song I've seen. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: This[^] is probably the best cover of that song I've seen.
interesting that it is back up, it was taken down at one point for copyrights.
Ken
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Perhaps Russia can claim insurance reimbursement from GEICO!
PS. For those not in the US, GEICO is an insurance company that uses a gecko in its advertisements.
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I seem to remember someone wrote an article about an application launcher but can't find it.
Anyone? Thanks.
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Clickety
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Thanks but no. My mistake. I'm looking for something like Launchy or Executor. Type in a few characters, autocomplete matches the keys and then launches the app/doc/folder/etc.
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[^]
I think you mean SmartStartMenu.
Hope this helps,
Pablo.
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There's the shell command in VBA. Have you tried this?
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Nothing fits my criteria. It seems I'm gonna have to write my own. The curse of being a programmer.
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Everything[^] should be usable for your purposes, but there isn't any CodeProject article on it I'm aware of. It is not strictly a launcher...
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That's a good one, thanks.
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Wow, you rock. Thank you, my friend.
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I remember seeing it too. Just couldn't remember the name. 
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