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Shot could also refer to a gunshot 
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Change your company location overnight, so he will not find you anymore tomorrow.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Should I do that before or after I pay the invoice twice?
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After. Send cheque then you can go. 
speramus in juniperus
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Plot twist : I have just read M.Nagy's one below.
Ah ! 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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That'll learn ya for doing your work instead of keeping up with The Lounge.
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Pay him and Let him go (Pay and Terminate the contract).
I understand he didn't do any work till now, But then that was the problem from your side also, you didn't monitor his work. Your company and His manager should have known this in first few days. And if it's only few days since he is in, then this chance every company takes while hiring a contract / permanent employee.
Shoot him! NOW!!! above the waist... 
modified 14-Nov-13 10:47am.
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Psst! Read next thread...
speramus in juniperus
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Huge d'oh! 
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Don't worry, have a beer. I'll stick it on expenses and the Meh can pay. 
speramus in juniperus
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Perhaps you should check into his past. You might have grounds for terminating the contract if you find he travels to Eastern Europe a lot or has a habit of posting messages on the Internet while intoxicated. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Your company seems to have a hand to hire crappy employees recently.
Yes, I read Nagy's Thread below
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MehGerbil wrote: We hired this contract employee that refuses to do any work.
He says we've not given him the data he needs.
What does the contract states? Does he really have all the data/information he needs ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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No, the idiot who's supposed to give the information spends all day posting online 
speramus in juniperus
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generally contract don't help either side as most things in life is in gray area not black and white
dev
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Elephanting hilarious. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Fire him???
I don't understand why this is even in question
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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MehGerbil wrote: We hired this contract employee that refuses to do any work.
Was he hired at-will?
MehGerbil wrote: He says we've not given him the data he needs.
Can that be proven?
MehGerbil wrote:
The really annoying thing is that he insists on charging us for 'waisted' time.
That doesn't matter, unless your company is actually paying for this time. If that is the case, your options are very limited.
MehGerbil wrote:
After the meeting I was going to confront him...
This should have already been done. Why not have the confrontation IN the meeting?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Show me a community that obeys the Ten Commandments and I'll show you a less crowded prison system." - Anonymous
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If you fire his company, you can hire me.
Not only will I graciously do the same job but I'll go through the trouble of not even showing up - for the same fees.
This offer is limited to as long as I can get away with it - so hurry!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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How do you fire a company?
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Fire a Company?
A Popular Option:
Bottles, rags, gasoline, matches, and good throwing arm.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I didn't think of that option. Good one 
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MehGerbil wrote: He says we've not given him the data he needs.
So schedule a meeting and ask him what he needs and either [a] give it to him or [b] explain why he doesn't need (or already has) the data.
/ravi
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You should try hiring Nagy.  Sounds like he would fit right in.
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