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OriginalGriff wrote: they were getting about 50% of these paid,
The President of our organisation was wanting to pay this. I told him to wait until after the due date and if our web site was still working he could give me the cash!
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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I bet you don't get it! 
Perhaps you should send him an invoice for saving him money? 
This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre.
Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I bet you don't get it!
I can always disquise it in my next invoice 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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False invoice scams are still disgustingly common because it takes so long for the courts to get around to stomping on the scumbags. Ken White at Popehat's been collecting data on one of them since 2010, and the sunshines have only just started getting cease and desist orders from a few state Attorney Generals late last year.
http://www.popehat.com/2012/09/19/anatomy-of-a-scam-investigation-chapter-thirteen/[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Pam and I are just crazy about these guys[^]
We use them for all our registrations.
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I get an email from them every so often to renew my site for some ungodly amount...delete!
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A scam for internet services? In the future, I think I'll be more cautious about how I use the internet.
Ecclesiastical Review (i.e., Nothing New Under the Sun):
Many a year ago, I received (at my company-at-the-time address) what looked like a bill for magazine subscriptions. They weren't going to be paid in any case, but it required some close inspection and much reading to find where it disclosed that this very bill-like item was, in fact, an application for new subscriptions to worthless magazines.
Has the Sleaze Corp run out of ideas as badly as the movie industry. What entertainment is left to us?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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straight from the horse's mouth: [^].
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Not new[^], still interesting though. I wonder why they aren't doing it more often.
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harold aptroot wrote: I wonder why they aren't doing it more often
I suspect they have had a big problem with people that couldn't stop biting their bacon-nails. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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"It went the wrong way and scored!"(9)
Best of luck
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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MGHarford[^]?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I've been working on this for over an hour but can't get out of my mind that it
sounds like teas with Chablis and in France, followed by hot China anniversary.
I think these CCCs have effected my mind and not in a good way
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I like the word
TRANSPOSE
for this one.
"It went the wrong way and scored!"(9)
_____________________________
A logician deducts the truth.
A detective inducts the truth.
A journalist abducts the truth.
Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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What's your solution? I can understand transpose implies the wrong way but I can't see where "scored" fits in.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Transpose is to change a musical score to a higher or lower key.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/transpose?s=t[^]
_____________________________
A logician deducts the truth.
A detective inducts the truth.
A journalist abducts the truth.
Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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I feel folks are not trying because of no points system, doesn't stop me I just don't know the answers.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I borrowed your CCC and solution to use on my short story, hope that’s okay. My story is titled (re-titled) The Score and the number twenty is important to the story. I wrote it long time ago and changed the plot after seeing your solution to the CCC.
Thanks.
I remain joe!
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This Dalek picture is clearly made to hide the truth that the great Masters the Daleks are the world overlords. You think you see a shower, but its the executive bio for our great Masters
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Why would they want to convene in a public toilet? Is Davros and George Michael one and the same? Was the sign photographed in Brighton?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Daleks don't have noses.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just received the following letters from a new Nigerian friend
Dear Friend,
I know it will surprise you to receive this email from me.
I am Dr.Kwadwo Afari-Gyan the Chairman of the Electoral Commission Ghana
(EC).
I am contacting you regarding a funds worth the sum of $6 million dollars.
The money is the excess of the funds use for Biometric Voter's Registration
for voters for the 2012 election.
The funds was budgeted for the Biometric Voter's Registration the total
funds is worth $20 million dollars and we succeeded in spending $14 million
dollars in the process remaining an access of $6 million dollars which I
have deposited in a security firm here in Ghana.
The security did not know the actual content in the trunk box what I declare
when making the deposit was that it was family valuables.
As civil servants we are not allowed to run foreign accounts. that was why i
decided to deposit it in a security firm here in Ghana.
If you are interested in the proposal kindly get back to me by sending me
your letter of acceptance along with your direct telephone and fax numbers.
Note that your area of specialization is irrelevant to this transaction and
the transaction is expected to be concluded within few days if you adhere to
my instruction.
I await your response so that i can furnish you with further detail
regarding the transaction.
yours truly,
Dr.Kwadwo Afari-Gyan
They used to gift me Billions of dollars but now, because of this heart wrenching financial crisis they only have millions to spare, so sad!!
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First, Ghana != Nigeria.
Second, please stop - it's bad enough we all get these in our email inboxes, don't have to see them on CP too.
I love go-o-o-o-ld!
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Johann van der Smut wrote: we all get these in our email inboxes
Speak for yourself, I stopped getting them when I replied to one explaining how I needed them to send me some money first as my bank needed a fee before I could process their cash.
I never heard from them again 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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