|
Funny you. My first computer did not even come with an assembler. I had no other option but to write one myself.
|
|
|
|
|
Same here, and I still have that old computer. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
|
|
|
|
|
But I'm missing imperative like COBOL...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
|
|
|
|
|
There should be an option for Scripting Language.
Javascript, VBScript ...
___ ___ ___
|__ |_| |\ | | |_| \ /
__| | | | \| |__| | | /
|
|
|
|
|
I don't know, most scripting languages are either procedural, imperative or OOP. What changes is who interpretes the code - is it directly the CPU (+ OS and runtimes of course), an interpreter or another software?
The platform doesn't change the programming paradigm used, I think.
|
|
|
|
|
"... have you used" and "Used == written enough code that you can write a non-trivial working program without too much difficulty." are not quite consistent.
Languages that I used over 35 years ago (e.g., DEC Macro-10/20 assembly) I was very proficient at the time. Could I write a "non-trivial" program in that today? Probably not.
I selected all of the options (except "None of the above"  ) because I have used them and was pretty proficient when they were the languages appropriate for the problem space in which I was working.
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
|
|
|
|
|
Well, I gave that definition for granted. I developed Java under the 1.4 SDK when it was a novelty, I guess I would have some difficulties now, by contrast with VB6 and C++ that are my most loyal companions since an awful lot of time now.
|
|
|
|
|
Javascript, C#, python ... All mixed up.
|
|
|
|
|
Asm, Procedural and OOP (si-daisy) 
|
|
|
|
|
It's the only programming language I know of that gets me the right results.
Marc
|
|
|
|
|
Marc Clifton wrote: I only speak the language of looooove
It's the only programming language I know of that gets me the right results
Mmmm tell that to my 3 ex-wives
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
|
|
|
|
|
1st time is ingenuity;
2nd time is optimism;
3rd time is masochism!
|
|
|
|
|
Clearly you were not proficient in the language.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
|
|
|
|
|
It's obvious that he was extremely proficient as I was in the language, otherwise, we wouldn't have gotten in trouble with our former wives.
|
|
|
|
|
Obviously you weren't handling interrupts properly!
..or perhaps you didn't have enough bandwidth on your output stream and suffered from too many concurrent requests?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
|
|
|
|
|
What's love got to do, got to do with it?
|
|
|
|
|
Well, it was actually VAX BASIC that got me my wife. 
|
|
|
|
|
few women can resist the allure of VAX BASIC
|
|
|
|
|
|
I believe it was the musky aroma of the GOTOs by the amber glow of the VT-320 accompanied by the dot-matrix printers.
|
|
|
|
|
Consoles - glowing
Printers - pounding
Love - all of the above!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
|
|
|
|
|
I accessed her floppy discs as she mounted my hard drive.
|
|
|
|
|
Yeah, nice try, but we've seen your profile picture... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-----
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-----
I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
|
|
|
|
|
Johnny J. wrote: Yeah, nice try, but we've seen your profile picture...
Hey, in the dark, every cat is black.
Marc
|
|
|
|
|
Sign says "Stay away, fools", cause love rules at the Love Shack.
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
