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I've done my whole 4yrs at university programming in Java even though I was a .NET guy. In every classroom, I would advertise a .NET feature that would have done things better and people became pissed. To them, Java was WAY better than .NET because it was portable. Damn.. it enraged me so much.
Now, most of them have a job where they don't work in Java because portability is probably the most useless software quality in the real world. Cost of maintenance, cohesion, development time.. now.. that's important.
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Cold coffee?
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Capital of Indonsia
Seriously what is it?
A Database?
A Methodology?
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Are you sure? I heard, it now belongs to Oracle.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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So is it something to predict the future then ?
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Yep. Java's future does look a bit less bright since Oracle came.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Maybe Oracle's future does look a bit dark because of java :P
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Certainly. They have been at war with Great Fenwick for centuries.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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I see you know that old movie with Peter Sellers
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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The capital of Indonesia is Jakarta. Java is the main island of Indonesia, where Jakarta is located, though.
Eduardo León
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Told ya I didn't know what Java was
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Norm .net wrote: What's Java?
Portable VB/C#. Also known as COBOL of 21st century.
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Patent-troll's wet dream!
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Not my cuppa tea anyway
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It's what you have first thing in the morning and quickly expel an hour later!
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More like a nightmare
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RaviSantlani wrote: everyone here looks like .net developer to me now
Yep - all VB'ers
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C#'ers
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luisnike19a wrote: C#'ers
That's what I said: VB'ers
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I dont know much about Java language. I learned Core java when I was in college and I always had a fear with that language
I believe in LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT...
Bcoz I have loved my Mother...
even since I opened my eyes...(ICAN)
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