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Ever seen Chris Maunder unintentionally post a typo that made his post funny or embarrassing? Quote it and link to it here so that the rest of us can make fun of him!
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If my members have split personality disorder then it's polite not to disciminate against them
Kinda reminds me of that weapon from "I Come in Peace" where the alien would shoot CD's from his arm.
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Fixign now.
But who will fix his fix? Note: this happens to be my current signature.
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Any personal attacks, nny spam, any advertising, any trolling, or any abuse of the rules will result in your account being removed.
So I guess spam that contains A's, B's, or C's is OK?
Driven to the ARMs by x86.
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Actually, that would be more of a statement, not a quetion.
Apparently, Chris knows the difference between statements and birds.
Martin Fowler wrote: Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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We had to kick the main DB server while moving a log file to a new disk cluster on te SAN
Awwww, Chris names hardware after his relatives. How cute! I wonder what the initials SAN stand for. Samantha Anne Nancy? Aunty Sam is now the SAN named SAN.
Martin Fowler wrote: Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
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I hope my answer was impartial and measured and that my distaste for those who make money purely off people's ignorance and not from any atual services rendered didn't come through too strongly. atually.....
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An intereting idea. Not too difficult, either. I'll add it to the TODO. Well, Interesting one from Chris.
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This is why is should be a flogging offense not not have
Chris has invented his own version of duck duck goose.
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you can perform sll sorts of queries
Chris is still striving to achieve O(N3) performance.
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IT should be back to normal soon.
I don't know about you, but I haven't met many "normal" IT folk. Typical, perhaps, but not normal.
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cranking out basic infrastructure or efactoring
With Chris Maunder's eFactoring™, chalkboards are a thing of the past.
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stop feeing the troll
But the online world would be such a better place if there were a troll tax.
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but I'm always looking for me
Looks like Chris has lost himself. Should we help him find himself?
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking
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IT works fine for me.
Has Chris discovered the secret to helpful IT?
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking
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