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Nurse: But, Doctor, he's still bleeding heavily !
Doctor1: Doesn't matter, he's got the latest Stent 3.884 feature enabled: ship him back to work.
Nurse: But, Doctor, he can't walk right !
Doctor2: What do you expect ? He's using an older version of DogLegs: that's open-source; the RC deadline requires we punt on upgrading that ... ship him back to work.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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I'll borrow that, I'll give it a new heading: Scrum, how it's really practised
Espen Harlinn
Chief Architect - Powel AS
Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra
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Oh, feel free 
fyi: in 1993 I wrote a huge prototype Excel 5.0/VBA solution for BHP (Australia) to model the financing of construction and operation periods of power plants where there were multiple types of lenders (international, national). It ran on Mac, and PC. While I was paid (very well) for several months, and the result met the requirements, the person who hired me, and "pushed" this project got terminated for various reasons ... and the code, afaik, gathers dust somewhere.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Sounds like a failure at a an entirely different level.
Now you could repackage it for wind power, and the results would probably blow you away.
Espen Harlinn
Chief Architect - Powel AS
Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra
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Your answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You know I'm a big fan
Espen Harlinn
Chief Architect - Powel AS
Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra
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I hear you used to really like farm equipment as well!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh, I'm reconning you lost me about there ... enjoy
Espen Harlinn
Chief Architect - Powel AS
Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsically doomed to fail. Edsger W.Dijkstra
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Oh, we all know you are are an extractor fan!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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aND AN AUTOMOTIVE ANALOGY.
jUDGE: hOW DID YOU LOSE CONTROL OF YOUR CAR?
mAN: i'M NOT SURE, BUT IT SAID uPDATING OPERATING SYSTEM IN 15 SECONDS AND THEN STOPPED RESPONDING.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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all-caps attack, again ?
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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To be fair, this a T -6000Bc man model. Those haven't changed much in the 100,000 years!
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Another good analogy might be the age old doctor/patient gag:
Doc: Er, hello, Mr. Smith. I've got some good news and I've got some bad news.
Mr. Smith: Oh 'eck! I suppose I'd better have the bad news first - get it out of the way.
Doc: Well, it's about your leg ... I'm afraid I er, well I, er, I'm afraid I removed the wrong one ...
Mr. Smith: Christ on a bike! You said there was some good news, too ...
Doc: Oh yes! Absolutely! You know your other leg? It's better now.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Do you get a beer, or popcorn?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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A chair, I get tired standing!
Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot!
JaxCoder.com
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You should get the camera to record the event.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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throw OperationInvalidForAudienceException ( "I find that in rather poor taste" ) ;
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Offended by wife/mother-in-law jokes...you must be new on this planet.
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No, it's just that I never got a chance to meet the woman who would have held that position.
Cancer is a bitch.
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Beer
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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after you throw a life-preserver to the one with the smallest insurance payout for accidental death: probably beer.
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Here is a quick question for you all.......
Has anybody else recently received a random email from random email addresses and all the content basically contained was a password that you used to (maybe you still do!)
I had a couple of them lately that had just that, fortunately the password is no longer in use (I think, or at least not in anything current/critical!)
I am just intrigued at which site must have been hacked, but guess I will never know.
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Oh dear. You've been visiting "those sites" again, haven't you? 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Strangely, out of curiosity I went to see what my CodeProject password as don't think? I had ever changed it since I joined.....and guess what.....it matched, I am sure it is just coincidence as I remember a discussion on here they are hashed and salted.
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