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Mr. Cooper assigned English homework to his 5th grade students: A rough draft Title and opening sentence for a story.
The next day reading through them while students worked on other materials, he came across Cyndi's work, reading:
Gone with the Wind | Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were.
He called Cyndi over and talked with her about original writing vs. plagiarism of a story; she understood and turned in another draft title & opening line:
The Tempest | Once there were four children whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy.
Mr. Cooper again called Cyndi and noted that, while the title and opening line are unconnected, they are still from existing stories, so she tried one more time:
The Antics of Coccyx Conjoined Felines | 2 X 2, 4391.23 X square root(3423321)
Quite perplexed yet amazed, Mr. Cooper asked Cyndi to expound on what the title and opening line meant.
Cyndi replied, "The Tail of Two Kitties | It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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I do not get it. 
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Refresh your browser window... 
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Until the end, I was sure it belonged in Q&A.
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We fired the dude...
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Actually, no, but good guess. According to Google, money laundering is defined as:
Quote: the concealment of the origins of illegally obtained money, typically by means of transfers involving foreign banks or legitimate businesses.
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Yeah, but that definition is not as funny. 
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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You haven't quite got the hang of this, have you?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Is it dirty money when you remove it before washing the shirt?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
modified 4-Sep-18 11:50am.
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interesting coincidence, just today I dropped my wallet (it has a NFC key card in it) into a mop bucket below the NFC reader.
The money still looks the same, most importantly the money still worked at the shop too - dollar for dollar (none of this TV nonsense only getting 50 cents on the dollar coz it was laundered funds.)
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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If you put the right spin on it.
Lint screen: method to evaluate of software.
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You need to a add water and soap in it to become legit.
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Depends on the speed of cent rifuging.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Wow wow wow ! scientific pun ! 
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Depennies also on the Temp'd of the water
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Yes, but when the wash is done, your pocket contains fifteen.
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Only if you do it yourself. If the missus does the laundry, the entire twenty will magically disappear...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Truthfully, given sufficient time, it magically disappears from my pocket no matter what I do. On a really good day, some beer magically appears in exchange! 
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True! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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There is a reason they only launder notes. The coins make too much noise.
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The newer plastic notes makes the process easier (UK). I'm not sure how the us dollar bills handled laundering, but must have been good because that seems like the most laundered currency.
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How do you tell if a UK Bank note is a fake? Look at the picture of the Queen and count her feet.
(not original)
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<joke> I don't get this. none of the uk bank notes show her feet
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