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Only because I'm not entirely sure how to pronounce his surname[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Of course you would, fusilli guy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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puttanesca anyone?
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With a little broth'll be nice
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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If she Lasagna for a fee, then I'd say so. Sounds like a pretty ziti profession, orzo one would think.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Would you call an easy Mexican chick a frijol?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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...is the documentation.
Yes, I know it's boring.
Yes, I know there are more interesting things to do.
But if when you make a change to how something is done (i.e. remove it from the menu and tool bars and put it in the document body) you'd just give us all a elephanting clue how to use the damn thing? I knew where it was when it was "Edit...Fill...Range" - but now "Edit" doesn't have a "Fill" submenu at all, and neither does any other menu.
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I'm pretty sure that Sacha Barber has written some stuff on Akka.NET here on Code Project. Yup, just looked. Here you go[^].
This space for rent
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Please do not offer solutions when I am ranting.
I'm trying to keep the dialogue at fever pitch.
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You found something open source...with documentation?
Oh, wait. It's out of date. Carry on, all is well with the world.
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In one project, we rejected one open source package, which really looked promising, but we would have to make a number of modifications to it.
The code was well commented. In French. With variable and function names in French. None of the project members mastered French.
So we rejected it. The replacement was not very impressive, and probably less suited. I can't say for sure, since we knew the rejected package only from its marketing info and seveal positive reviews. But modifying code with a function that does "something", and lots of code remarks about "something", is not very viable.
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We have a number of developers using RPG on iSeries machines. Our company is going to the cloud and really wants to get rid of the iSeries ... and those developers. What should they be doing to prepare for a new job. My thought is they should be studying SQL (SQL Server or maybe Oracle) and NoSQL (maybe Mongo) so that they can leverage what they know to more current technology. They might want to get familiar with My SQL and PostGRE in the context of AWS. Are there any suggestions you could offer? Somehow I ended up on the group that is supposed to advise them.
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Curious, you want to get rid of developers and at the same time train them for another job (employer?) ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Well, if they are spending all their time playing RPGs...
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No, no - he needs to be carefull. They are playing with Rocket Propelled Grenades.
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Don't all programmers do that?
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Nah, some prefer swords, or fireball spells, or an X-Wing.
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I thought he meant "Redmond Programming Guidelines," I guess he wants people that can do more than reinstall windows any time things stop working.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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I was just trying to help. We are undergoing "Digital Transformation". I have no idea if my job is safe, I've been told not but my skills are more mainstream. I just accidentally volunteered to help out and one thing I thought might help was if those people could update their skills. I said what I thought they should do, but was looking for other suggestions.
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Or ... you could act like responsible human beings and retrain them for the new environment.
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This is one of the most common, and most difficult, questions posted here. Yes, you could advise them to go and learn SQL or some other database, or maybe Sharepoint, or ASP.NET. But that will not guarantee future employment. You, and they, need to decide what they would like to do, and what opportunities exist in their locality.
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Well currently all over the globe software houses and shops have re-skill plans in place with a consideration towards the future and the so call digital transformation.Skeptical as it may be.
Microsoft themself have tied up with edx and have a few courses @ Microsoft - Free Courses from Microsoft | edX[^]
also Introduction to Data Science[^]
Training for such areas could be arranged and such courses could be conducted in your company for transforming or re-skilling.Moving to the cloud does not by itself mean that things will just work as planned unless you are contracting out the whole stuff. Then its time for that long vacation.
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Australians are well known for their abuses & sledging on the cricket field.
This oz guy called "Rodney Marsh" once asked Ian Botham (England):
“So how’s your wife and my kids?” — Rodney Marsh told Ian Botham during an Ashes match.
Botham replied: “The wife’s fine. The kids are retarded!”
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
modified 31-May-18 6:16am.
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The better sledge is "Why are you so fat?" - but the reply is not for the lounge.
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