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Ha! That's just a euphemism for a fart.
BCD = "Brown Cloud of Death", aka SBD ("Silent But Deadly").
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The surprising thing was that his talent died 59 years ago...
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That's a bit unfair, he kept me entertained through parts of my childhood.
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So did "Janet and John" ...
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It would be nice to say that his infectious style matured with him.
It didn't. But it would be nice to say it.
veni bibi saltavi
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Plus he was a children's entertainer that hasn't been convicted as a result of operation yewtree.
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Yet.
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Cheggers can't be boozers!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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....turns out Tennis Balls are actually flat.
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Link, or it didn't happen!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Have you never heard of the flat tennis ball conspiracy?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Easy to prove to; make a photo of your tennis-bal, print it. See, flat balls
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Easy to prove
Boring. I prefer more obscure theories[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: flat tennis ball conspiracy?
Wouldn't that be a Frisbee?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Link
You're welcome.[^]
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oblate spheroids are too.
This space for rent
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dy/dx is flat
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Is that some sort of injury? Something akin to Tennis Elbow?
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Funny thing about the flat earth conspiracies... all you have to do is work for the government to know they aren't advanced enough to pull that hoax off.
Jeremy Falcon
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Like an inconvenient truth lecturer mixed metaphor (8)
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ALLEGORY
"Al Gore"ish!
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Yes
Al Gore
ly - like
Al Gore ly - mixed
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Would you have got the first one?
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