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That is hilarious!
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"40 % of the total" it sound too good to be true
The scammers are everywhere...
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Forward it to 419eater and get on with your day.
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It's just an indication of how hard times are for rich bankers, former princes, and their like to get money into safe havens.
Up to 40%. I never got that much from those cheap-skate Nigerians. Times must be hard, indeed.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm curious what is the scheme of this type of scam? I'm like: OK, this is my IBAN account number, send me the money and I'll TOTALLY give you back 60% in cash .
Probably, I miss some detail as usual...
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Wow, such businessman, much trade, so professional, very work
[Insert doge meme]
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Apparently he also goes by "Stanley Bolds" and "Tony Russo".
/ravi
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It's Brooklyn. Northerners have no manners.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Let's hope his immediate future involves being traded for a pack of cigarettes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I just failed one of those "I'm not a robot" captcha's
I checked the "I'm not a robot" box, clicked the next button and was presented with an error that I had to complete the captcha.
I'll be doing some self reflection later tonight (wait, can I do that if I'm a robot?)...
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Sander Rossel wrote: reflection
That depends. Is your firmware written in .NET?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Or Java?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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System.MethodNotFoundException - MethodNotFound: 'Sander.Brain.Reflection.WhoAmI()'
at Sander.Brain.Reflection.StartProcedure(Request)
at Sander.Brain.Basics.Reflect(SelfData)
at Sander.Brain.Basics.Conscience(SelfData)
at Sander.Brain.Basics.Process(Image)
at Sander.Eyes.Translate(Image)
at Sander.Eyes.See(Image);
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May you dream of electric sheep.
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what I always do, copy the XP calculator over. It is better than anything after.
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Been doing that for all windows since XP. Why did they fix something that was not broken is beyond me.
for the tip !
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> Why did they fix something that was not broken
That is how careers are made in Microsoft....
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Quote: Why did they fix something that was not broken is beyond me I suspect the old calculator did not meet Microsoft's guidelines for the appearance of productivity apps. It probably was "too colorful". You can see the end result if you compare the icons for the XP calculator and the Windows 10 calculator side-by-side. The Win 10 version looks so bleah! (Much like Microsoft's stock price performance).
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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The solution is to do the math in your head.
Although my own solution is to just don't do math!
You'll never need a calculator again!
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Had a quick look. Nothing useful for me - not even the Windows 8 book!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The Petzold Xamarin book is really great. Actually amazing it is free since its probably the best of its kind.
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I just hate it when something is socalled "free", but they reserve the right to (1) monitor all your activities on the PC, (2) fill you mailbox with loads of "good", non-free "special offers", or whatever it is called, to take some of your money.
I know from Google that logging out is not a way to stop monitoring my activities: If I do not want them to keep track of e.g. which search terms I google, I have to delete all cookies (I do not track which website leaves which cookies; their name/URL is not necessarily clearly identifiable as planted by Google), then log out (to kill demon processes that might hold my identity), and after login, again delete cookies (it seems like some demons save cookies as the last thing they do before they die).
Sure, I can delete cookies, log in to website, dowload book, delete cookies, log out of Windows, log in, and delete cookies again. Maybe I will do that.
Maybe I am paranoid (I do delete all cookies at least once a week). But even if I am, they still might be out to get me.
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Member 7989122 wrote: to get me
'They' can get me all day long - I do nothing with legal problems, my email filtered, browser equipped with add-block and so...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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