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FoxPro for DOS
PC Tools
QEMM (Memory manager)
1dir+ (DOS Shell)
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Name a tool or app that you used to use regularly, but stopped using.
The IBM 026 Keypunch. Oh yeah the 029 as well...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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pah. They're for wimps. Surely you meant this[^]
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DOS Commander.
"It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something."
-Ornette Coleman
"Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently."
-Anon.
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When you have your yacht, should you seas the day?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Another wave of jokes from yesterday. You're drowning here.
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Focsle say that's knot relevant. Let me stem any stern remarks that may come out with a reminder that it's Friday.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Maybe you should bow out now, before the tide turns.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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too tired, that one sailed right over my head
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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If you jump in a river in Paris are you in seine ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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If you never jumped in a river in London, are you unthamed?
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I wouldn't have bothered but I guess whatever floats your boat.
veni bibi saltavi
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Yachtake what yachtold us yesterday and send a variant adrift ta-day. niiiiice!
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Is this a bug?
I've been going through the member lists. I seem to have got too much time on my hands, but nowhere near those who've got millions of points. How come some people get points for posting crap while others have less points with amazing articles?
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Just wasted fifteen minutes trying to get email set up on my "Tide you over" tablet. And one account is failing, and failing, and failing - just reporting a bad password.
Now, this isn't fun, because I use GUID passwords and they aren't easy to type at the best of times, and when you can't see what you typed ... so after about the eighth time, I dive in to the domain mail controller, and reset the password to something I can type (I'll change it back later when I can copy and paste it).
And it fails as well.
Turns out email addresses are case insensitive (as are all URLs) - but as far as a Fire tablet is concerned, mail server names aren't. "mail.s*****.com" is not the same as mail.S****.com" and since I PascalCase my domain name out of habit ... Grrrr!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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* quickly counts the asterix *
Wow! You own sheep.com!
veni bibi saltavi
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Have you looked at the web site?
It's "coming soon" apparently ... :InnocentWhistleSmiley:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...but not in lowercase. That must be "sheeps.com". Hmmm, if "sheep" means a lot of sheep then why doesn't "shoop" mean just one sheep?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I thought plural is ships, similar to one = moose, many = mice.
Sin tack ear lol
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I think it's: one=moose, many=meece?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The rfc states that the local part (before the @) is case sensitive (most servers do not enforce this) and the domain name (after the @) is not case sensitive. What server are you using?
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Arvixe host it - it's possible it's them, but it's the POP and SMTP server name that has to be entered in lower case.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Qlikview server issues, sequence of events:
01/11 11:30 - Server drops off the network
01/11 11:35 - Notify admin that owns the IP that it dropped off the network
01/12 05:50 - Arrive at work, machine still not accessible, admin hasn't responded, so I submit help desk ticket
01/12 09:45 - Help desk responds, asking which port number the machine is on. Really?
01/12 13:50 - Two guys from NetOps comes up to my office to see what I'm talking about. What in the phrase "the IP does not respond to a ping request" causes confusion? They actually had to watch me do it.
01/13 05:55 - Arrive at work, machine still not on network, email from help desk saying the qlikview share admin (the same idiot I emailed two freakin days ago and as yet have received no response) is working on the issue with no ETA on restoration of access.
01/13 07:15 - A guy from the IT department calls to say he's got the work order to look at my ports and that he'd be upstairs before 10am. I told him that it's not a f*ckin port issue and not to bother coming upstairs. But he's got a work order, so he has to come up anyway. I told him masturbating in a stairwell would be time better used.
No work has been done since 11:30am on Wednesday... What a cluster f*ck.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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As much as I feel your pain, try changing your wording.
You stated, "the IP does not respond to a ping request"; the implication is that the PING port is open and not blocked by a firewall - we fight this battle every time we deploy a new server to the field.
Rephrase it is, "I am unable to connect to the QlikView server, however, I am not having issues with other servers. I was previously able to connect to the QlikView server and, until such time as I can, I am unable to work productively."
Also... have you informed your management directly of this issue? Presumably, others are using the QlikView server - have they informed their management?
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