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OK, my guess is:
4. You got out of bed.
But that's only because it can't possibly be:
7. Bacon.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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While I've been off over Christmas and the new year, I've been enjoying working on my own projects using Xcode, Swift, Xamarin, .NET Core, ASP.NET MVC, Angular 2, Azure, Rider EAP..
Tomorrow back working on ASP.NET webforms and Oracle.. arghhh!! 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I've used the new year holiday to get ahead on work for the job. I created a few classes for our LOB desktop application that make a few things easier. So I feel good about going back. 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Back to work tomorrow as well... I've enjoyed having time to THINK about home projects and have started one, now I have to commit to completing it.
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17 minutes before you posted this I was already at work at 06:56 tomorrow.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You'll finish your first day at work earlier than me though 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I have it worse man!
I am back at work today! 
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I get to go back to working with SOAP and WCF connecting to services to provide insurance valuations for buildings and gleaning interesting lessons from COBOL code as I port a service to C# that generates a flat file of motor vehicle registration / insurances changes for digestion by the state of MA. [sarcasm]![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) [/sarcasm].
On the other hand, after updating my FlowSharp article a few days ago and popping out my first article of 2017 today, I'm actually ready to enter the material world of money making, having nurtured my creative soul.
Marc
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Ho ho ho, they're as smooth as eggs! 
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Is that where he puts his jingle balls?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I have no words to add[^]
None?
Not even at the beginning of the clause?
I could add one of many names.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Fifty years ago?
Fifty?!?
Half a bluddy century?
No way.
Someone's been distorting the time field.
We need a Doctor.
Or maybe it's just me who does.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Over that: it was released in '65, so that's 51 years now (Early Dec, 1965)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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First Beatles album I half way liked. Musta been when they started doing drugs?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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It was when they realised that they could use the same amount of time write songs that actually meant something, rather than just cobble together lyrics that appealed mainly to screaming girlies (who were p1ssing them off them more and more, as time went by).
I only noticed the date because Ritchie Cunningham made a documentary about them, recently. I was sure he said '66 -- but that might have been the US release.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh, great.
Rub it in, why don't you?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I like metamorphic rocks: the colours are slate of the art.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's pretty solid thinking right there
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Yes, you can take that for granite.
/ravi
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Ah, but many of those who produce rock aren't even anthropomorphic.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My 'piggy bank' is a metal container which once came with a champagne bottle for the year 2000. Every week I drop whatever is left over in my wallet into it and it was quite full and really heavy, somewhere around 24 pounds.
Time to take the stuff to the bank. The result: 33 new 100€ bills for my collection.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So ... you're saying that three grand is "pocket change" for you? 
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In a way, yes. Things did not always go so well and having a little reserve put aside was a bitter lesson I had to learn.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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