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This is the wrong place to ask this: this forum is concerned only with jokes, moans, and non-technical stuff. And other stuff. And some technical.
Please try again, posting your question here: http://www.codeproject.com/Questions/ask.aspx[^] and you should get a broader spectrum on answerers, and hoepfully a sensible answer.
But when you do, please try to give as much info as you can on the problem and what you are trying to do to fix it, why that doesn't work and so forth: Remember that we can't see your screen, access your HDD, or read your mind - so we only get what you tell us to work on! The better the info you give us, then better the solution we can give you.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Post another question in the Lounge and I'll flag them all as abuse.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Having a bad day?
Or just going with the flow?
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No, the default modus operandi.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Given your comment and the "Message Automatically Removed" I sure am curious what the original message was!
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I think they're looking for programmers at Southern California Edison.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Training included!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It is much harder than working out where to post a question.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Automats have been doing that since at least the 1930s.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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(He probably doesn't know what an automat is.)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Custard pies to the face have been popular since the 30s, too. Maybe he should be educated.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Kids today can't be educated - they already know everything.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That's because the time-honoured effective schooling techniques, e.g. "the thick ear", have been hounded out of use by the wusses.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I always considered a modicum of pain tended to make the lesson sink in better. But then I'm a dinosaur in some ways
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"First, you have to get their attention."
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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setInterval(function(){ runZeMenu()); }, 3000);
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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We have a menu driven ASP .Net Windows Application. The requirement is that we need to run the menus at scheduled intervals without any human intervention. How do we schedule
to run menus ?
How do we specify the Windows Project and the menu item programmatically ? Any help with regard to this will be greatly appreciated.
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Member 10099014 wrote: we need to run the menus at scheduled intervals
You're not thinking clearly. Call the method behind the menu item (click event handler?), not the item itself.
Member 10099014 wrote: without any human intervention
If you have a layered architecture, including an API layer, you would call the API, not the UI.
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I used to go to Paris[^] frequently to buy liquor.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I've tasted it, it is dangerously good, even if it comes from, well...
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Thank goodness it was in Tennessee.
I thought you were referring to Europe's answer to an Alabama trailer park.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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If they got trailer parks in Paris I'm ready to book a flight.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Only trouble is, the kid no one likes is going to win it all in the first game...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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