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What a piece of excrement. People like that often end up as sexual predators (from what I have seen in various media).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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What gets me is, why not just subscribe to Victoria's Secret or, um, some other mags?
Marc
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I can see why he went to so much trouble, though.
It's really difficult to find pictures of naked women on the Internet.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I said this out loud at work once:
"I see mistletoe going up all over the office.
Time to break out the Chap Stick."
Now all my co-workers have Human Resources on speed dial.
I hate all of them.
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MehGerbil wrote: I hate all of them. Perhaps it's just a bad breath issue. Maybe some tic-tacs?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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MehGerbil wrote: I hate all of them. Christmas is such a wonderful time of year!
Jeremy Falcon
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Pro tip: Don't wear your mistltoe belt buckle to the office.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Pro tip: Do Don't wear your mistltoe belt buckle to the office. FTFY
Jeremy Falcon
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Pro tip: Don't wear your mistltoe belt buckle to the office.
Right! Wear it on the back of your belt!
cat fud heer
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Well, in case you are hauled up before a Political Correctness Tribunal on charges, you may with to practice this explanation of what you meant by your note:
"Your Horrors Honors, What I was referring to was the fact that when the Goddess Frigga performs the yearly resurrection of her son Baldur the Beautiful, killed by the mistletoe-tipped arrow shot by his blind-brother, Hoder, after Hoder was tricked by the evil Loki, that she is so ecstatic that she kisses everyone, and, since Frigga is from the frozen north, there's a good chance her smacker might be not only cold, but getting chafed, by all the kissing she's doing.
So I was thinking that the Goddess would probably appreciate being offered a chapstick."
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
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I don't want a promotion, Bill, I just want to keep my job.
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Just don't call it "lube".
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Can I arrange to give you my address 'off-line', you can send me some of that Thai stuff your smoking.
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Hmm. I just hate how all the other guys complain about my scratchy beard. Sissies.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The 5 stages of debugging... Have fun...lol
https://devhumor.com/media/the-five-stages-of-debugging[^]
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My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com
My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542
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Clearly written by a coder.
It misses out my favourite from when I worked in an ISO9000 shop, "I blame the reviewer."
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I'm currently in the Anger phase.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I like the Acceptance phase
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My Blog: http://dotnetsme.com
My book on client-side reporting services with visual studio: http://www.apress.com/book/view/9781590598542
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I guess I'm just a masochist?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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that is one game I never did play.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I had to check the date on the cartoon... I thought it was 10 years old (maybe it is plagiarized - like 90% of the coding articles these days).
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I'm missing the "Blame your (ex-)coworker(s)" stage
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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My version:
Denial: It can't be doing that; it works at my desk.
Bargaining/self-blame: Oh. So that's how you wanted it to work. This is my fault, I guess I should have read between the lines, or worn my telepathic marketing tin-foil hat that day.
Anger: Damn it. I have to fix this crap because Frank got himself laid off.
Depression: I'm so tired of this sh!t. I wish I was working on (über-sexy new feature #745, part D) rather than Closed-Loop Corrective Action #8475, category major, priority P1 (translates to "FIX IT NOW! FIX IT NOW! HURRY UP OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEE!).
Acceptance: <C3P0>This is my lot in life.</C3P0>
Software Zen: delete this;
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